If you are ONLY using a fork, then using your right hand makes sense. If you're eating a CHILLI, or a PAELLA, or a nice KEDGEREE.
If it's solid food, then fork left, knife right. Unless you have a manservant who cuts up your food for you.
Jack of all trades, master of none...? Shall we see how they stack up:
Premier League Career
Gary - 400 appearances, EIGHT Premier league titles, named in the PL Team of the Century
Joey - 260 appearances, nada (Joey DID win two second-tier titles, though)
Domestic Cups
Gary - 3 FA Cup wins...
The one where this absolutely happened was Moder's (non) goal at Bramall Lane, during lockdown.
Go straight to 1:20 to avoid watching the shambolic Blades' winner.
In 22 PL meetings since 2013, Palace have beaten United 5 times (P22 W5 / D 3 / L14):
https://www.11v11.com/teams/manchester-united/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/Crystal%20Palace/
Since our own promotion in 2017 we beaten them SIX times (in just 13 games), including a current run of four wins...
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I personally thought Braintree were marginally the stronger side, and probably just about deserved to edge it.
As for Reece James - nothing conclusive, Charlie Wakefield, who scored their (cracking) third goal, was born in Worthing, played as a young kid (up...