Recent content by The Clown of Pevensey Bay

Both teams have employed Russell Osman and Ivar Ingimarsson, but only one has won the UEFA Cup. Sadly it's not us.

The Lord's match against Middlesex starting on Friday will be a bit TASTY. Not only is it a top of the table clash featuring Sussex captain John Simpson against his old club; it's Jack Carson against his ex girlfriend's dad, Ian Salisbury, who was sacked from Sussex in mysterious circumstances...

I think we ought to bring the improbably-named Zach Lion-Cachet into the top order for the Middlesex game to replace Clark. He's an opening bat on a rookie contract who scored 2x 50s in the last second eleven game.

After absorbing a lot of the post-Klopp and post RDZ coverage: a thought. Liverpool had this figure who was there for a long term, took the city to his heart, and improved the performance of the club. It was easy for Liverpool supporters to love him because he represented the club more than...

Russell Martin? Also I don’t get the criticism of the club making a profit in this thread and elsewhere. Businesses are supposed to make a profit.

Got to trust the process even if we’re a little bit upset by the process.

Robinson will play 5 of the first 7 champo games. He’s missing two away fixtures. Archer will play in the 2nd xi T20 competition (fun to be had at Horsham and Arundel) before the T20 World Cup. Then maybe some red ball later in the year, fitness permitting. First game tomorrow. Feels like...

They win seven 2-0s and we lose seven 2-0s

The hub is going to need replacing at some point, the mechanics have said, and as it’s a proprietary piece of kit you can’t do that without rebuilding the wheel and you might as well get a new one as it’s done 3k and the spokes keep pinging off. Should be able to get a wheel set for £200 ish...

After months of trouble and my third broken spoke I’m going to get some new ones. Never bought them before. How much should I pay? I’ve got a two year old alloy Cannondale road bike with disc brakes that cost about £1200. I commute through west London maybe 50 miles a week and go for the...

Not the best song but the best title is ATB’s 9PM open brackets Til I Come close brackets

This person has now posted more royal speculation and also deleted almost all references to the Albion from their Twitter. Still following Joe Marler though.

The person who posted credible details of the news to social media first appears to be a Brighton supporter.

More like Leeds Rhinos. Anyway Jofra Archer has bowled in a friendly on the pre season tour of India.

Strong shouts for Morecambe and Wise and Andrew Preview, the Two Ronnies' Aldershot Brass Band, and NTNOCN's Gerald the Gorilla. However, this from 1965 might be the funniest four minutes of television ever broadcast