Recent content by Tubby Mondays

No a zip line might malfunction ‘accidentally’ and leave him dangling there looking like a twat/prime minister in waiting. Stick with a parachute. When they malfunction there’s no time to wave a couple of flags. You’ll make the front pages though.

Exactly what I thought.

I disagree. This government hasnt just become awful this week, this month or even this year. Its been awful for years. Years in which he has been happy to serve as an M.P in it. Now he's decided to step down, at the fag end of it, and fancies a job with Labour should they win the next G.E. To...

Oh and as Lord Ashcroft is so keen on others paying tax he will obviously be slinging some more in the pot than he historically has.

I’d reinstate tax on gambling given how many things you can gamble on now.

Private Eye have been covering the story for quite some time.

I read this paragraph in When Saturday Comes (yes really): 'One of the more neglected wonders of human relations occurs just now as a clattering of applause breaks out in the Roland Wycherley Stand (Shrewsbury) for the Shrewsbury substitutes as they jog past in green bibs. The subs respond in...

'Because we are funding it by stripping the disabled of their benefits'.

Yeah and you just know that even if planes do ever take off and the boats keep coming, which they will, and people keep dying, which they will, that no one would ever admit that this policy is wrong and hateful.

If/when it fails surely a 'normal' person would accept that the game is up and they are no longer able to govern and be forced to call a general election?!

Friend of my sister has just sold a property in the Elm Grove area due to the antics of students living next door. They had done the house up really nicely but couldnt enjoy it at all. To the point that when they went out they dreaded going home.

Thats exactly what is was like! If went into Number 10 the morning after Brexit and said 'Well that didnt go as well as I hoped' (or words to that effect). If him and Osborne were in politics for anything other than themselves were did they both eff off straight away when they had no power...

Which of the others on the list wouldn’t have done what he did?

Not these days there isn’t.

He was a politician and not a personality. Should’ve called an election when he got the keys to number 10. Would’ve won.