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Old 21-03-2009, 10:04   #21
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Eastenders is one of the World's best reasons for a power cut.
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Old 21-03-2009, 10:42   #22
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Old 21-03-2009, 11:23   #23
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come again? not, the, danny dyer im assuming?
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Old 21-03-2009, 11:42   #24
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No women in the house = no Eastenders. Result!
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Old 21-03-2009, 11:46   #25
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come again? not, the, danny dyer im assuming?
I heard that one. Think his career is over if that happens
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Old 21-03-2009, 11:55   #26
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i can't see how "did anyone order a cxnt" will fit into eastenders!!
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Old 21-03-2009, 11:57   #27
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Old 21-03-2009, 12:29   #28
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He wouldnt touch Eastenders with a barge pole. No way will we ever see him grace the streets of Walford.
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Old 21-03-2009, 12:39   #29
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All I can hear is SHRIEKING SLAGS arguing with each other. I have my back to the TV, but this dismal pile of shite is playing out it's sorry mess behind me, and all I can hear is a load of cockney BIFFERS arguing about TURD.

I like a peaceful life. I don't like ripples in my pond. Eastenders chucks rocks in my placid pond and makes lots of ripples and I don't LIKE IT. Its like a real life blazing row in my living room. But if I BAN it, I will have a real-life punch up with the missus. Which I'd win, obviously, but it'd cause lots more ripples. Long term ones as well.

I may need to leave the room.
Of course you should leave the room. Being in the same room as a TV showing that crap is an insult to the intelligence of even a cretin.
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Old 21-03-2009, 12:48   #30
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i tense up whenever lucy beale or stacey slater come on, but im pretty certain its in a different way to what is being meant on this thread
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Old 21-03-2009, 12:52   #32
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Old 21-03-2009, 13:50   #34
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She's from Telford, leave her alone ....
They're all a bit insecure and inbred around here, she's pretty good compared to most Telfordites.
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Old 21-03-2009, 13:51   #35
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I'm slightly concerned over Peggy Mitchels impending marriage. The two blonde girls are her nieces yeah, and the bloke she is marrying is their father.

Now I have nieces, but their mother is my sister, so, and forgive me if I'm completely wrong here, but doesn't that mean she's marrying her brother? Or have I missed something here?
No you fool, she's marrying her ex Brother in Law (he married Peggy's sister) so is not a blood relative.

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She's from Telford, leave her alone ....
They're all a bit insecure and inbred around here, she's pretty good compared to most Telfordites.
I think alot of people would say the same thing about West Country girls, but I'm hooked on of them, so it seems to be my type of girl.
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Old 30-03-2009, 22:34   #37
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I'm slightly concerned over Peggy Mitchels impending marriage. The two blonde girls are her nieces yeah, and the bloke she is marrying is their father.

Now I have nieces, but their mother is my sister, so, and forgive me if I'm completely wrong here, but doesn't that mean she's marrying her brother? Or have I missed something here?
Don't be simple! She could be marrying her ex brother-in-law, far less incestuous than some of our immigrant communities who think nothing of first cousins marrying.
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