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Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,170
West Sussex
I know we had this before, but it's gone, and there was some real quality...

My fav...

What you see is what you get
You've made your bed, you better lie in it
You choose your leaders and place your trust
As their lies wash you down and their promises rust
You'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns

And the public wants what the public gets
But I don't get what this society wants
I'm going underground
 




REDLAND

Active member
Jul 7, 2003
9,443
At the foot of the downs
Always a need to get the Bloodhound Gang lyric sheets out

She Ain’t Got No Legs Lyrics:

Baby
Yeah
The first time I saw you darling I knew I was in love
Tell her daddy
The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp
Mmm, it’s a mind blower
But now baby I miss ya I miss ya
I miss all the times we played marco polo in the pool
Oh yeah
Hide and go seek beneath the sheets
Oh yeah
And just the smell of the oil in your wheelchair
I remember the day I saw you hobbling
A weeble wobbling you had a problem
You didn’t have any legs just a smile and some stumps
No smelly feet a torso to hump
No baby love yeah that’s what we’d be making
Ride you like a sit and spin until your stumps started aching
Spin you around yeah roll you near yeah
Turn you upside down to hold my beer

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CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
44,816
Hello, Hello. My names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight
Good bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round like bunnies
I'm likely to cause mischief
Good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief.
Law abiding and all, all legal.
And who cares about my liver when it feels good
Wwhat you need is some real manhood.
Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.
Public disorder, I'll give you public disorder.
I down eight pints and run all over the place
Spit in the face of an officer
See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life
Someday I'm gonna settle down with a wife
Come on lads lets have another fight

Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale.
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some Playstations my's vocation
I pose a threat to the nation
And down the station the police hold no patients
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Young And old Kung Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Yeah I'm floating on thin air.
Going to Amsterdam in the New Year - top gear there
Cause I taker pride in my hobby
Home made bongs using my engineering degree
Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.

Terry:

Like I was saying to him.
I told him: "Top with me and you won't leave."
So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Mad fight, his face's a sad sight.
Vodka and Snake Bite.
Going on like a right geez, he's a twat,
Shouldn't have looked at me like that.
Anyway I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.
Can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin.
Drugs and criminals those thugs on the penny coloured will be the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up inside of me.

Tim:

You know I don't see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Tourismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizza's here will someone let him in please
"We didn't order chicken, Not a problem we'll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts."
As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causing trouble.
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is.
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the morning.
Then at six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime.

Terry:

Causing trouble, your stinking rabble
Boys saying I'm the lad who's spoiling it
You're on drugs it really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for getting drunk
I like getting drunk
Cause I'm an upstanding citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front line with em.

Tim:

Now Terry you're repeating yourself
But that's okay drunk people can't help that.
A chemical reaction inside your brain causes you to forget what you're saying.

Terry:

What. I know exactly what I'm saying
I'm perfectly sane
You stinking student lameo
Go get a job and stop robbing us of our taxes.

Tim:

Err, well actually according to research
Government funding for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leery drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land.

Terry:

Why you cheeky little swine come here
I'm gonna batter you. Come here.
 


Curious Orange

Punxsatawney Phil
Jul 5, 2003
9,970
On NSC for over two decades...
You're perfect, yes it's true.
But without me you're only you.
Your menstruating heart,
It ain't bleedin' enough for two.
It's a midlife crisis.

Faith No More

:blues:
 








Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
what the f*** are you doing
don't you know right from wrong
i didn't care you f***ed my sister
but please stop stickin it into my mom
my mom, my mom, please stop f***ing my mom

NOFX :lolol:
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Strung Out - Bring Out Your Dead


One brief recollection of all the
People in my life that have
Come and gone
One brief fleeting moment of
People I've loved and people that
I have wronged

Long lost are loved ones gone
But this bird cannot seem to
Mend it's broken wings so the
Lust for life dissipated and
A new greed rises for the
Needful things

Don't wanna think about it,
I indulge myself
Distraction eases pain, bury my
Emotions to protect myself.
Till I can't feel a f***ing thing
I've dared to dream I've tried to live
But I've played it safe again
Just another slave to my vices now
Bring out your dead

Voices wither and crack then die
Ringin' in my ear would sing me
Soft asleep
Deathly silence now is all I hear
Has inspiration finally eluded me

[Chorus]

My addiction, my illness, my only
Trusted friend
My addiction my illness my only
Childhood fiend.

Your twisted warm embrace
Engulfing all I tried to be
My body's breaking under
Arms that will not set me free

My addiction, my illness, my only (bring out your dead)
Trusted friend (bring out your dead)
My addiction my illness my only (bring out your dead)
Childhood fiend. (bring out your dead)


Locked in this cage that I've
Built myself
Constructed out of twisted cold
Reminders of a Life once lost
But I've found my way again.
Here among the wreckage and the vampires
I'll play it safe again, just another
Slave to my vices now



Fantastic song with a great opening riff
:thumbsup: :bowdown:
 




WATFORD zero

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 10, 2003
26,048
I bought you a brand new Ford
but you said I want a Cadillac

I bought you a ten dollar dinner
and you said thanks for the snack

I let you live in my penthouse
You said it was just a shack

I gave you seven children
and now you want to give them back
 


JEM

New member
Jul 5, 2003
686
Bevendean
How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl
Year after year

In fact, most Floyd lyrics. :bowdown:
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way


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Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today

And then one day you find that ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


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And you run and run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

And racing around to come up behind you again

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death


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Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time

Plans that either come to naught or a half page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in a quiet desperation is the English way

The time is gone the song is over, thought i'd something more to say
 




gonzo666

New member
Jul 5, 2003
249
southwick
murderdolls - people hate me - fav murderdolls song.
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And people hate me cuz I'm better than you
And people hate me
And that's the motherfucking truth
People hate me and you can all f*** off
I'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful, I'm god
 


Mental Lental

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,274
Shiki-shi, Saitama
Lawnmower Death:

You've got no legs don't come crawling to me,
You've got no legs don't come crawling to me,
You've got no legs don't come crawling to me,
You've got no legs don't come crawling to me,
You've got no legs don't come crawling to me,
You've got no legs don't come crawling to me.
 


Turkey

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
15,568
Master Seagull said:
And no Blazin Squad lyrics please Turkey... ??? :lolol:

Chillin wit my quiche on da beach :smokin:

--

It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing on the rooftops shouting out, Baby I'm ready to grin, I'm back and ready to grin.
 




gonzo666

New member
Jul 5, 2003
249
southwick
top song mental
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Deano's Right Foot

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
3,911
Barcombe
RAMONES LYRICS

"I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You"

I don't wanna walk around with you
I don't wanna walk around with you
I don't wanna walk around with you
So why you wanna walk around with me?
I don't wanna walk around with you

"Blitzkrieg Bop"

Hey ho, let's go
Hey ho, let's go

They're forming in a straight line
They're going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop

They're piling in the back seat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop.

Hey ho, let's go
Shoot'em in the back now
What they want, I don't know
They're all reved up and ready to go

Classics
:clap:
 




Wienergull

Geht in Ordnung
Jul 10, 2003
473
Berlin Mitte
when travelling abroad in the continental style
it's my belief one must attempt to be discreet
and subsequently bear in mind your transient position
allows you a perspective that's unique
though you'll find your itinerary's a blessing and a curse
your wanderlust won't let you settle down
and you'll wonder how you ever fathomed that you'd be content
to stay within the city limits of a small midwestern town
most vagabonds i knowed don't ever want to find the culprit
that remains the object of their long relentless quest
the obsession's in the chasing and not the apprehending
the pursuit you see and never the arrest

****************************************************

Well they lay down beside me, I made my confession to them.
They touched both my eyes and I touched the dew on their hem.
If your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
they will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.

****************************************************

I was sitting in the Hollywood Hawaiian Hotel
I was staring in my empty coffee cup
I was thinking that the gypsy wasn't lyin'
All the salty margaritas in Los Angeles
I'm gonna drink 'em up

And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill
 


TWAT
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.


:salute: :salute:
 


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