Recent content by Algernon

Toronto Jam

I mean, I don't hate Dan Burn, but I hope he goes off the pitch with tears in his eyes today.

I was playing footy against Alliance and Leicester at Patcham Place and deliberately blocked an opposing central midfielder from running back to his own half. He swung a punch, missed, then told me to "get back to the building site" I've never ever set foot on a building site. My favourite...

IMDB. Filming locations: "Elland Road and Turf Moor."

Garnacho. Name like a cold soup. Face like cold soup. Smugly.

Kevin Barber. Although it may possibly have been self inflicted.

Would he be welcomed back? It's possible that Roberto de Zombie is a dead man walking but who knows.

Somebody needs to let him know we'd be very happy never to have to see the f***ing ugly kant's rubber face at the Amex ever again. I don't have X.

I'm unsure of the legalities. Can they take his drink off him and refuse to give it back once he's paid for it in the stadium. Maybe they offer him a choice, surrender your pint or you can drink it outside ? Or in the concourse? Yeah I know, if he bought a gun he wouldn't get it back but...

Probably bought it to throw in the air when we scored. What a waste of good money, could've bought a half n half scarf instead, wouldn't have been thrown out for that. But should've.

Almost anyone within the outline.

How much are they offering?

Walker left in space and able to calmly pick out de Bruyne