Recent content by Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms

I never imagined I'd be able to tick this off my bucket list just by popping out to the garden. Incredible.

What if he could only play like Locadia?

Jumpers for goalposts. Marvellous.

I imagine it'd be hard to ride a normal bike if you had legs that long.

And how does he feel about that?

More importantly, who thought it was a good idea to WRITE THE WHOLE THING IN CAPITALS?

We have chickens and you 100% can pack them off to a 'kennel', or hen hotel. They even give you the eggs they've laid while you were away!

Given that chickens don't menstruate, that is a very odd thing to be told. They do, however, lay eggs out of the same hole from which they defecate.

BBC7 was an old digital radio station. They used to have a programme called the 7th dimension, which was on at 6.

After similar issues my local bike shop suggested DCR wheels, who are just outside Lewes. They'll build whatever you need/want from scratch and are a nice bunch of people. https://www.instagram.com/dcrwheels?igsh=bXgyMHdkcjc1eW91

These days, if you say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

Hmmm, looks familiar

2019. Props to Radio 1 for taking these events to places that don't normally get them.