[Misc] If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

OzMike

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Oct 2, 2006

13,152

Perth Australia

• Jun 30, 2024

• #21

A wolf, as I am very instinctive.

 

N

nordicgod

Top banana

Jul 21, 2011

904

polegate

• Jun 30, 2024

• #22

As we were walking up through Revelstoke in Canada a few hours ago we came across a brown bear on the path , god they move quick and are quite large and quite scary so that’s what I would be lol

 

Taybha

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Oct 8, 2008

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Uwantsumorwat

• Jun 30, 2024

• #23

Probably a African Swallow with unlimited access to weighing scales and worldwide roaming data.

 

Red Squirrel

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Oct 13, 2022

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The Highlands

• Jun 30, 2024

• #24

A flying squirrel, so I don't have to bounce everywhere.

 

Randy McNob

Now go home and get your f#cking Shinebox

Jun 13, 2020

4,652

• Jun 30, 2024

• #25

A giant panda. They are treated better than most humans

 

Pretty Plnk Fairy

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Jan 30, 2008

822

• Jun 30, 2024

• #26

A chimpanzee so I could sit in a tyre and wank at milfs when they walk past and they would point at me and find it funny, but this time I would not end up on the register and have to wear a tag.

Regards
DF

 

Perfidious Albion

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Oct 25, 2011

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At the end of my tether

• Jun 30, 2024

• #27

An elephant…. Big enough to do want I want , live in the tropics , do nobody any harm but look out for yourself if you cross me !

 

Worried Man Blues

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Feb 28, 2009

7,082

Swansea

• Jun 30, 2024

• #28

A Sloth, now go away and leave me alone

 

highflyer

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Jan 21, 2016

2,495

• Jun 30, 2024

• #29

Giraffe said:

Giraffe. Obviously.

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Bit of a stretch maybe, but any excuse for a bit of This Country, and this scene has always tickled me for some.reason.