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  1. Ernest

    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Chelsea *** Official Match Thread ***

    My TERRY loved every minute even though his constant BOOING of CUCKOORELLA got on my NERVES. I'm just glad they didn't show Dick TIGHT in the crowd
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    [Football] Do we continue to boo Cucurella tonight?

    My TERRY is BOOING so loudly next doors DOG has had a SEIZURE
  3. Ernest

    [News] Sam Kerr (well someone had to)

    I WOULD
  4. Ernest

    [Albion] How much is Joao Pedro worth?

    My TERRY is worth BILLIONS, he is 4.9KG of solid MUSSEL and is a pedigree XL BILLY breed
  5. Ernest

    [Albion] Would you accept £90m for Mitoma *NOW*?

    Me and my TERRY are ready with our Ford CARPI to drive him there ourselves for that KIND of money .
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    [Misc] Advice on elderly parent / (possible) dementia / hospital discharge type stuff

    My Mum was diagnosed with dementia a year or so back, one of the reasons we had to stop going to the Albion but she couldn't keep her own home. She moved into Brooke Mead in November which is a specialised home for dementia/Alzheimers sufferers and they all get their own flat so have their own...
  7. Ernest

    [Politics] It's TERRY's birthday today

    It's TERRY'S birthday today and the little CHAP is ONE today, we just want to thank EVERYONE who helped him earlier in the year including Dick TIGHT who gave us 27p he found in the bottom of the BUCKET he LEGGED it with the PROCEEDS from the Chelsea YOUTH cup game. I've given him a copy of the...
  8. Ernest

    [Politics] General Election 2024 - The Poll

    Gove not standing for re-election , at this rate my TERRY will be a TORY candidate
  9. Ernest

    [Football] Ten Hag to be sacked

    Might as well make Ratcliffe the manager as he is sticking his NOSE into everything
  10. Ernest

    [Albion] The Potter in/out thread

    Terry says if Potter COMES back there will be the MOST massive PROTEST ever and we will GLUE ourselves to DICKS with a HUGE Potter OUT banner hanging from Terry's TALE
  11. Ernest

    [Albion] Brighton & Hove Albion vs Manchester United *** Official Match Thread ***

    Any SINGS of potential NEW managers in the directors BOX ? My mate TEXTED me to say he saw David MOYES on the train to Falmer. I'm not sure if he is MAKING this up and thinks I'm an IDIOT
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    [Albion] How much appreciation will you show Roberto De Zerbi after the match tomorrow?

    My TERRY will take care of the POTLESS pillock
  13. Ernest

    [Albion] How much appreciation will you show Roberto De Zerbi after the match tomorrow?

    If I SEE him I'm going to DROP my PANTS and give him a MASSIVE moon
  14. Ernest

    [Albion] Roberto De Zerbi To Leave Albion After Tomorrow's Game

    Never liked him ANYWAY, these SPAINIARDS Iike De ZEBRI and BURNO are too HIGH maintenance. We need a TRIED and tested ENGLISH manager next, has BLOOM got Tony PULIS' number HANDY ?
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    [Help] Ernest's pussy

    Terry had his first treatment today and everything hopefully went ok, next step is next Monday to check his mouth. When he came round he said to me, when I'm WELL can we do a MASSIVE protest ?
  16. Ernest

    [Other Sport] Fury vs Usyk

    Fight is off
  17. Ernest

    [Albion] Mahmoud Dahoud (Loaned to VfB Stuttgart 31/01/24)

    Terry says he's USELESS and he will DRIVE him to SWITZERLAND himself to get rid of him
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    [Help] Ernest's pussy

    I don't know how I can thank everybody enough for their generosity and kindness that they've shown to Terry, he starts his treatment in 2 weeks and I'll update everyone on how he's getting on. Should there be anything left from the Gofundme once he's been treated and discharged I will give it...
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    [Help] Ernest's pussy

    'The Saturday Afternoon War' & 'We Shall Not Be Moved'
  20. Ernest

    [Help] Ernest's pussy

    I have to say I haven't been this OVERCOME since I had it OFF with BIG Hilda in the alleyway besides the CLIFTONVILLE (RIP) a few years ago. I just want to thank EVERYONE who has contributed to my fund and nice that I haven't BEAN forgotten especially by all the HATERS on here. I wasn't banned...

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