I think he's Alzate 2 (electric bogaloo). Not quite reached the standards needed for our current circumstances but some of our fanbase are still expectng he'll somehow come good.
I've lost 6 pounds so far on the cat bite, antibiotic diarrhea diet. How this works is you get your cat to sink its fangs into you and getting an infection that swells up your hand like a balloon. You then get prescribed a weeks course of strong antibiotics which kill all your gut flora giving...
Link to the article on the website, because it's really positive
https://www.brightonandhovealbion.com/pages/en/media-article/mu21-match-preview-bhalut-premier-league-cup-November-2024