I can remember being 19 and I can also remember being in my late 20's - its one of the biggest age differences I can think of - no matter what number you give your years....
No man is worthy of having a drink thrown over them, a drink can wash out, and you can always buy another....
When the disgraced gent goes to the little boys room, take your perfume out of your handbag and liberally spray his favourite coat, up and down and all over, its bit hard to remove and...