Prior's had his moments, Strauss has been reasonably solid, but apart from that, the only England batsmen to entertain the crowds have been the tailenders. Broad, Swann, Anderson and of course Panesar have twatted it around at times, but it was nearly always a case of making a score look...
Fantastic, here comes just the man you want when you need a solid start and then to kick on and crush the opposition into the ground.
Oh, hang on, it's Ian Bell.