I'm almost certain it was
'Celery, Celery. If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery !!'
Don't know where they got a lump from, but that was what I remember them singing
When I was an itty bitty boy
My Grandma gave me an itty bitty toy
Palace fans hanging on a string
She told me to kick their f***ing heads in
No No
No No No No
No No No No
No No No No Nogan
:jester: