I see Calleri as the sidecar type, with gogglescreen wipers ridding his eye-protectors from a myriad of insects, his gentle hair always a-flow in the wintry wind. Word has it that, to fit in, he's been on V-sign training so that any UK vehicle user that annoys him can get the message clearly and...
He must have been at Beadle Disguise Camp for the summer learning how to put a slightly bigger beard on top of a regular beard to become completely unidentifiable to a weeping lady about to see her precious Austin Metro hilariously crushed.