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True, true. Famous for nothing much besides an enormous cock.

Presumably there would be plenty of staff around to chat to on an estate that size. You could be like Ted & Ralph on The Fast Show :wink:

You'd need a decent lawnmower. Or a large herd of sheep.

Hmmm. Good point. There is this one... http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-35009361.html ...bit more of a stretch at £12 million, has a more acceptable 507 acres to play with....but it is in Surrey, so there is a considerable downside.

Tell me about it: I live in one of them :ohmy:

Here you go: a fifteen minute walk from Haywards Heath Station, eight bedrooms (that's what you were after, right?), 20 acres of gardens, vast outdoor swimming pool, several garages for the Ferrari collection, and a couple of spare cottages attached in which to house the good lady when she's in...

An insatiable craving for a bacon sandwich?

Some lovely places in the Mid Sussex area, good for commuting (well, as good as commuting can ever be with that cavalcade of shithousery currently running the trains). Superior to, say, I don't know, Worthing :p

He's building an empire.

Do it, you know you want to :wink: