Gary Lineker - unreasonable behaviour

[Uncle C]

Lineker was divorced on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour.

What exactly do you think that was?

My guess, is eating crisps in bed

 

[pishhead]

for being a boring prick possibly.

 

[Rougvie]

Shagging Colin Montgomeries ex wonnit ?

*Alledgedly*

 

[tinx]

Trying to commentate on Golf.

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's shagging, or attempting to shag, anything and everything that moves. To quote Eddie Murphy, when he comes round your house, the fish stop swimming.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

I Like Mr Lineker, but i Like his (ex) Missus more

 

[Jam The Man]

Apparently it was due to work commitments and time spent away from home.. and that she got bored.

"Thanks for providing for me for 20 years... and now can I have half your fortune too..."

I'm harsh but fair

 

[SussexSpur]

Mrs Lineker is fairly infamous for playing around with the young men of Leicester, but he's even more notorious for being as prolific with women as he was for England and all his clubs (well, maybe not so much Grampus Eight...) And not just in a roistering rogue kind of a way, but fairly unpleasant and sleazy at that...

Cracking comedian, though.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

It's shagging, or attempting to shag, anything and everything that moves. To quote Eddie Murphy, when he comes round your house, the fish stop swimming.

He can pop round mine whenever he likes!

 

[keaton]

Allegedly his chat-up lines to women involve his son's illness and an attempt to get a pity shag. Allegedly

 

[twickers]

Arrogant, adulterous, egotistical, one dimensional, two faced

 

[twickers]

Arrogant, adulterous, egotistical, one dimensional, two faced

p.s. you'll never, ever, ever be a patch on Des!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Just on a technical point, can you be both one-dimensional and two-faced...

 

[twickers]

Just on a technical point, can you be both one-dimensional and two-faced...

I liked the paradox, and also that shows just how competant he is at being a bore...he can defy the two faced/one dimensional time/space continuum.

 

[Wozza]

Michelle Cockayne is a GENIUS name.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Only booked ONCE in his football career but managed to get divorced for unreasonable behaviour

 

[hitony]

He can pop round mine whenever he likes!

Its nice to see that females today still play hard to get (only joking laura !!)

 

[Jam The Man]

Only booked ONCE in his football career but managed to get divorced for unreasonable behaviour

Links was never booked in his career.
His Leicester strike partner Alan Smith was only booked once in his whole career...