How many jaffa cakes could you eat in a minute?

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Bozza

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Jul 4, 2003
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Back in Sussex




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
Three , THREE?

right tonight I will give it a crack post-work
 


sam86

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Feb 18, 2009
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THREE?! in a MINUTE?! *

I need me some jaffa cakes...


* Yeah, yeah, it is obviously much harder than it sounds.....
 




vegster

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May 5, 2008
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Is this your way of coping with loss Bozza ?
 






















tezz79

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Apr 20, 2011
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Well I was the world record holder for 3 minutes. I couldn't do 5, it was a struggle to do 4. I take it you had finished each one before starting the next?
Surely ya can ram em in as long as youve swallowed them by the time the minute is up.
I think we need some rules here
 


Nottseagull

Well-known member
Nov 28, 2006
8,627
Mansfield Woodhouse, actually.
RULES
- must use standard sized Jaffa Cakes
- must eat Jaffa Cakes one at a time
- must completely swallow each Jaffa Cake before starting the next
You forgot to copy this:
NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

A shocking oversight. Do you realise NSC could get sued by the over-gluttonous?
 




tezz79

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Apr 20, 2011
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You forgot to copy this:
NOTE: Speed eating can be dangerous. Please use caution when making an attempt.

A shocking oversight. Do you realise NSC could get sued by the over-gluttonous?

Oh !!! In my excitement of having an excuse to eat loads of Jaffa cakes I didn't see the rules lol
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
55,367
Goldstone
Come on everyone, post your result. My tip is to chew like mad, then swallow once for each cake, maybe an extra swallow for any leftovers.
Is this your way of coping with loss Bozza ?
In memory of Steve, I timed my attempt with an iPhone stop watch.
 


tezz79

New member
Apr 20, 2011
1,541
Come on everyone, post your result. My tip is to chew like mad, then swallow once for each cake, maybe an extra swallow for any leftovers.
In memory of Steve, I timed my attempt with an iPhone stop watch.

I ain't got none  I'll have to get myself geared up by eating penguin bars until I can get some tomorrow
 






El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
40,142
Pattknull med Haksprut
I once managed ELEVEN Cadbury's Creme Eggs in five minutes at Uni.

I was VIOLENTLY ill later, and produced the world's most revolting OMELETTE.
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Christ Bozza. Just get help. Clearly the Jobs death has pushed you over the edge.

For the record I just tried and managed 32.
 


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