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Eeyore

Munching grass in Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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I'm guessing the factory also makes okay kitchen electronic units as well then.

Such as average
 


maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009
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Zabbar- Malta
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I was sent this by a German friend!
 




Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,299
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
What do you call a factory that makes ok products ???




A satisfactory.









Ill get my coat................
They couldn't have been that good. The company was dissolved in 2016. On that basis, I assume people lost jobs which would have caused a lot of hardship. What on earth is funny about that?
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Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
21,195
Indiana, USA
I heard Median Technologies was a middling company that only copies what many others do and see.

 




POSKETT AT THE VALLEY

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Jan 16, 2010
1,311
Isle of Wight
I heard Median Technologies was a middling company that only copies what many others do and see.

Bloke walks into an army and navy store.
‘Can I have a camouflage jacket’
‘Nah, can’t find them’
 




Albion my Albion

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Feb 6, 2016
21,195
Indiana, USA
I heard Median Technologies was a middling company that only copies what many others do and see.


They have a tough time deciding who to support in EFL so they picked Middlesborough.
 


METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004
7,415
How can you tell the sex of an ant?
Drop it in water and if it sinks it's a girl ant. If you drop it in water and it floats it's a.............. :)

And if it dies it's a pink panther .............dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!
 


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