God I hate all the parasites that come along at times like these. Particularly when you haven't even made it yet: those greedy tossers in Tongdean Lane last night flogging their shitty Champions flags (usually with things like "Brighton FC" on them) before the game had even kicked off. They turn up at every sporting occasion like flies round a corpse. I found myself hoping nobody would buy their crappy flags...thankfully I only saw one in the ground. They're probably the same ones who produce the half & half scarves when you play an underwhelming opponent like Stoke.