"I gave the team sheet to my missus for her to have a look. She just said pillock! Where's the goalkeeper!" - Stuart Pearce
(of Leighton James): "Your pace is very deceptive - you're even slower than you look." - Tommy Docherty
(When sacked by Preston): "They offered me a handshake of £10,000 to settle amicably. I told them they'd have to be a lot more amicable than that." - Tommy Docherty
"The ideal board of directors should comprise three men - two dead and the other dying." - Tommy Docherty
"Robert Maxwell has just bought Brighton & Hove Albion, and he's furious to find out it's only one club." - Tommy Docherty
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I am here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." - Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"Without being to harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I've been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definately want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
None of us are hero's....we're all hero's. - Leon Knight.
Here's 22 - I'll sort the remaining 14 out later.
(of Leighton James): "Your pace is very deceptive - you're even slower than you look." - Tommy Docherty
(When sacked by Preston): "They offered me a handshake of £10,000 to settle amicably. I told them they'd have to be a lot more amicable than that." - Tommy Docherty
"The ideal board of directors should comprise three men - two dead and the other dying." - Tommy Docherty
"Robert Maxwell has just bought Brighton & Hove Albion, and he's furious to find out it's only one club." - Tommy Docherty
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day." - Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable." - Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I am here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well." - Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona." - Mark Draper
"Without being to harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match." - Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be - but I've been happier." - Ugo Ehiogu
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right." - Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock." - Barry Venison
"I definately want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." - David Beckham
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed." - Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." - Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd." - Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals." - Thierry Henry
None of us are hero's....we're all hero's. - Leon Knight.
Here's 22 - I'll sort the remaining 14 out later.