We all know a friendly bear...

[Guinness Boy]

..Yogi, Yogi
We all know a friendly bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear

Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear
We all know a friendly bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear

 

[Beach Hut]

Have you heard to rude version of Yogi and Danni Behr

 

[Bozza]

Have you heard to rude version of Yogi and Danni Behr

Bless you and your sheltered non-gambling (and non-drinking) ways.

This classic drinking song all starts with Yogi and descends from there.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger Ranger Smith

Ranger Ranger Smith
Ranger Ranger Smith
Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger Ranger Smith

 

[Beach Hut]

Bless you and your sheltered non-gambling (and non-drinking) ways.

This classic drinking song all starts with Yogi and descends from there.

Who said anything about non-drinking

 

[Bozza]

Who said anything about non-drinking

You seem to disapprove of almost any other fun activity. I didn't see how you could be in favour of, let alone indulge in, such wreckless behaviour as the consumption of alcohol.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger Ranger Smith

Ranger Ranger Smith
Ranger Ranger Smith
Yogi's got an enemy
Ranger Ranger Smith

Yogi's got a cheesy knob,
Camen, camen,
Yogi's got a cheesy knob,
Camen, CamenBEAR.

Camen, CamenBEAR,
Camen, CamenBEAR,
Yogi's got a cheesy knob,
Camen, CamenBEAR!!

I loved that song! There are loads of verses from what IU remember.

 

[clapham_gull]

You seem to disapprove of almost any other fun activity. I didn't see how you could be in favour of, let alone indulge in, such wreckless behaviour as the consumption of alcohol.

If you'd seen the state of him and Ernest after Forest, I think you'd disagree.

 

[Gazwag]

Oh I remember this, use to sing it on the train to away games and make up new verses

Yogi uses featherlite
Durex Durex
Yogi uses featherlite
He's a sensible Bear

He's a sensible Bear
He's a sensible Bear
Yogi uses featherlite
He's a sensible Bear

 

[Northstander]

Yogi like whips and chains
kinky, kinky,
Yogi like whips and chains
Kinky kinky bear

Kinky kinky bear
kinky kinky bear
Yogi like whips and chains,

he's a kinky bear

 

[Common as Mook]

Yogi likes vegetables,
Cucum, cucum,
Yogi likes vegetables,
Cucum, CucumBEAR.

Cucum, CucumBEAR,
Cucum, CucumBEAR,
Yogi likes vegetables,
Cucum, CucumBEAR

 

[desprateseagull]

wadya mean, there's a clean version?! heres what i can remember the holiday reps getting us to sing, returning from a boozy day trip in Ibiza..

2nd verse on..
yogi had a special friend- booboo, booboo,
yogi had a special friend- booboo, booboo, bear.
(LOUD) boo boo booboo bear
boo boo booboo bear
yogi had a special friend- booboo, booboo, bear.

(sorry, i must have been razzled, as cant remember the rest!)

 

[Man of Harveys]

From the days when Ryan Giggs was hanging out the back of her:

Yogi's got a friend who shags footballers,
Dani, Dani,
Yogi's got a friend who shags footballers,
Dani Dani BEHR
Dani Dani BEHR etc etc

 

[Guinness Boy]

Yogi's got a girlfriend
Suzy, Suzy
Yogi's got a girlfriend
Suzy, Suzy Bear

Suzy, Suzy Bear
Suzy, Suzy Bear
Yogi's got a girlfriend
Suzy, Suzy Bear

Suzi's in to leatherwear
PERVERT, PERVERT
Suzi's in to leatherwear
She's a pervert bear

She's a pervert bear,
She's a pervert bear
Suzi's in to leatherwear
She's a pervert bear

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oh I remember this, use to sing it on the train to away games and make up new verses

Correct! Where's Seagulls Over Lewes?

 

[Braders]

Now I'm here all on my own.....lonely.....lonely,
Now I'm here all on my own.....I'm a lonely bear.
What can I do all on my own?? Lonely....Lonely,
what can I do all on my own?? I'm a wanker bear!!
I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!!
Everytime I'm on my own...I'M A WANKER BEAR!!
I'm a wanker bear!! I'm a wanker bear!!
Everytime I'm on my own....I'm a wanker bear!!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Yogi bear has got no ears B. B
Yogi bear has got no ears B.B.B.B Bear
B.B.B.B. Bear
B.B.B.B. Bear
Yogi bear has got no ears B.B.B.B Bear

 

[tedebear]

and here I thought this was a thread about me....

 

[Man of Harveys]

and here I thought this was a thread about me....

You're disappointed that a thread about shagging footballers, wanking bears and nobcheese ISN'T about you?!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Yogi takes it up the arse
Brown Brown
Yogi takes it up the arse
Brown Brown Bear
Brown Brown Bear
Brown Brown Bear
Yogi takes it up the arse
Brown Brown Bear