Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,093
Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh?
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[News] Horse puns
- Thread starter Zeberdi
- Start date
Now you’re acting like a foal
Slightly off topic I wonder if Johnnie Canter is commentating tomorrow night
You won't have to wait furlong to find out
thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 9,127
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maybe it’s a big horse
Maybe it’s a big horse who?
Maybe it’s a big horse I’m a Londoner
..I’ll get my riding jacket
Who’s there?
Maybe it’s a big horse
Maybe it’s a big horse who?
Maybe it’s a big horse I’m a Londoner
..I’ll get my riding jacket
Only if he’s feeling better. I heard he is a little hoarse.
You shouldn’t stir rup rumours like that.
North East Seagull
Active member
Did the disruption go on furlong?
I’m just jockeying for position
- Oct 20, 2022
- 6,070
- Thread starter
- #31
Personally I don’t care, he’s no Pal o min o
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
- 2,688
Apparently these nags heard a rumour that they were being shipped up to Newcastle?
By the way, a lot of the puns being trotted out here are a bit pony.
By the way, a lot of the puns being trotted out here are a bit pony.
albionfan37
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I thought this thread started well but it’s tailed off
- May 8, 2018
- 10,183
It’s not my mane concern at the minute
Who whipped this whole thing up?
doogie004
Well-known member
Two of the horses now in a serious condition
- Apr 5, 2014
- 25,424
Or not, alas. A couple are struggling
London horses: Two in serious condition after bolting
The horses were spooked by a loud noise in Belgravia and two ran as far as Limehouse, east London.
www.bbc.com
Not furlong