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This would be the money spinner. How many blokes would buy a bottle of lesbianade for when the wife's mates come round.

Are Liverpool doing away with their traditional black armband for next season?

"I mean to have you even if it must be burglary." Such a shame, RIP Uncle Monty.

I'd have Piers Morgan, Richard Littlejohn, Simon Cowell and Simon Jordan. All dead please.

Big clue - just avoid anything that contains mascarpone. :thumbsup:

I wonder if they were on Orange. :whistle:

Based on the 10 matches I've seen this season my record is Played 10 Won 0 Drawn 3 Lost 7 GF 3 GA 15. Can anyone beat that in the miserable season stakes?

"What do c@nts mean? Any information appreciated." Catnts, it's what the youth now call cat ants. Hope that helps. Now, what's that smell?

I've been told it's Lord Bath and Karen Matthews in an homage to Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox.

Have we got a scout at the DVLA? Thomas Hitzlsperger has escaped a driving ban after telling a court he needed to travel to find a new club. The former West Ham player, 29, was caught driving his Range Rover at 107mph in a 70mph zone on the A14 in Suffolk on 9 April. The German midfielder...

I've got a feeling Gary Hobson won't be offered a job by Thomas Cook: He added: “There’s not a lot to do there, other than play football. “You’re not that close to the coast, it is certainly not a holiday destination. “There’s a championship golf course there and that’s about it.

Have a read of the reviews for the Armando Iannucci Shopping Bag: Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Armando Iannucci - Long Handled Shopping Bag

Did anyone else get the April Fools message yesterday? It stated the board were going to give you £500 million to invest in new players and a stadium and when you accept it there was an April Fools message saying "You didn't think we'd make it that easy for you". Must admit I fell for it.

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