FRydEe cAPt COmp.......

[defrocked priest]

 

[lethaldrizzle]

Day 18 in the Big Brother house and today's task is...

 

[Sir Norman Gull]

'I don't know why Mother Superior wanted us to paint the new hat stand?'

 

[Trufflehound]

So how do you get the batteries in?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who's the soap ?

 

[sod1]

go on Mary , i dare you to suck it first !

 

[rool]

If I'm not mistaken Father Dermot it looks like you've had a little chap on the end.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Herr Tubthumper in nude Fourth Plinth shocker.

 

[rool]

The art class was poorly attended when Mother Superior announced that the still life subject this week was fork handles and a knob.

 

[Trufflehound]

Let loose in the nunnery, Jeff regrets taking all those steroids that made his cock implode.

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Mother Superior> "Don't forget sisters, let's have lots of long, broad strokes. I'll be back in half an hour by which time you should have finished this man off..."

 

[NMH]

Sister Blenkinsop really, if we wanted a penis THAT small, we would have asked the agency for 'Das Reich'

 

[NMH]

Sister you've been here too long - the real ones do NOT come with an on/off switch

 

[Wardy]

Girl by door - Damn I knew I should have chosen art and not German.