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[Misc] What is the best advice you have ever been given?



SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,379
London
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die. :whistle:
 




SeagullinExile

Well-known member
Sep 10, 2010
6,379
London
Don’t shit on your own doorstep
I did that once after a night on the sauce...luckily, I was wearing underwear and trousers at the time....phew.
 


Boys 9d

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2012
1,889
Lancing
As a parent of two sons, if something has to be divided between them, have one make the division and the other have first choice of the divide parts.
 




Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
64,878
The Fatherland
As a parent of two sons, if something has to be divided between them, have one make the division and the other have first choice of the divide parts.
AKA you cut, I choose
 






Lenny Rider

Well-known member
Sep 15, 2010
6,410
"She's had four kids by three different blokes, yet no one has ever put a ring on her finger, there will be a reason for that!" :ffsparr:
 










Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
NSC Patron
Oct 20, 2022
8,260
No matter how nice the hand soap smells, don’t leave the toilet smelling your fingers.
 






Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
21,068
Playing snooker
“Fit In or f*** Off”
 
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Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
34,419
East Wales
Keep out of the black and in to the red, you don't get anything in this game for two in bed.
 










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