SeagullinExile
Well-known member
Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die. 
I did that once after a night on the sauce...luckily, I was wearing underwear and trousers at the time....phew.Don’t shit on your own doorstep
AKA you cut, I chooseAs a parent of two sons, if something has to be divided between them, have one make the division and the other have first choice of the divide parts.
Never trust a man who says, 'trust me'.Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die.![]()