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I'm not sure if you meant it this way but that sounds like I have a very big shlong:)

I saw her legs. That means nothing.

Dear god, maybe not a chat to have on NSC. I am a hunk though.

Your legs are very nice. All parts of them.

I said pee.

But I will now bring you much joy as a friend.

Well I am sorry. Don't like upsetting people I like.

No, Roland Browning.

What about the Finger-Blasters.

Well that makes me look quite the bastard. I'm sorry. All mums do love me for some reason. I have had two girlfriends whose mums went skits at them for breaking up with me and another one who when she meet her daughters new boyfriend commented 'He's nice but he's not Carl'. I did poke all of...

The welders? Sounds like Mrs D was more upset than you that we broke up. He has got lovely knees.

Perhaps you should tell her dirty fat slag is a term of endearment.

Sweet. When did Mrs D say this?

Does she like me more than she likes you?

I am lovely.

She will hate me to if she does:wave:

Sometimes I mistake a sweaty roll for her gam.

She is as big as a house. I love rolling around on her trying to find the wet bits.

You're birds well fat:love:

I like something to grab hold off.