A Thread Full of Outstanding Lyrics

[Superphil]

I don’t give a damn I don’t f***ing care
I’m gonna kill my mum and dad and pull out me hair
I’m fed up with the Dole and the Human Race
I’m gonna cut me liver out and shove it in your face

Kill, gonna Kill

I don’t like animals or lifting heavy weights
I’m gonna shoot me fingers off and carve up all me mates
Gonna steal a motor car and smash it all to pieces
Gonna cut me liver out and pin it to your braces

Kill, I said Kill

I’m apathetic, I’m lazy and rude
I’m boring and I’m stupid and I’m vicious and crude
I get thrown out of pubs and stuff for pissing on the floor
Gonna cut me liver out and nail it on your door

 

[TottonSeagull]

Best lyrics EVER!

The screen door slams, Mary's dress waves
Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays
Roy Orbison singing for the lonely
Hey, that's me and I want you only
Don't turn me home again, I just can't face myself alone again
Don't run back inside, darling, you know just what I'm here for
So you're scared and you're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore
Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
You ain't a beauty but, hey, you're alright
Oh, and that's alright with me

You can hide 'neath your covers and study your pain
Make crosses from your lovers, throw roses in the rain
Waste your summer praying in vain
For a savior to rise from these streets
Well now, I ain't no hero, that's understood
All the redemption I can offer, girl, is beneath this dirty hood
With a chance to make it good somehow
Hey, what else can we do now?
Except roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair
Well, the night's busting open, these two lanes will take us anywhere
We got one last chance to make it real
To trade in these wings on some wheels
Climb in back, heaven's waiting on down the tracks

Oh oh, come take my hand
We're riding out tonight to case the promised land
Oh oh oh oh, Thunder Road
Oh, Thunder Road, oh, Thunder Road
Lying out there like a killer in the sun
Hey, I know it's late, we can make it if we run
Oh oh oh oh, Thunder Road
Sit tight, take hold, Thunder Road

Well, I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk
And my car's out back if you're ready to take that long walk
From your front porch to my front seat
The door's open but the ride ain't free
And I know you're lonely for words that I ain't spoken
But tonight we'll be free, all the promises'll be broken

There were ghosts in the eyes of all the boys you sent away
They haunt this dusty beach road in the skeleton frames of burned-out Chevrolets
They scream your name at night in the street
Your graduation gown lies in rags at their feet
And in the lonely cool before dawn
You hear their engines rolling on
But when you get to the porch, they're gone on the wind
So Mary, climb in
It's a town full of losers, I'm pulling out of here to win

This!!!!!!

 

[Norman Potting]

I don’t give a damn I don’t f***ing care
I’m gonna kill my mum and dad and pull out me hair
I’m fed up with the Dole and the Human Race
I’m gonna cut me liver out and shove it in your face

Kill, gonna Kill

I don’t like animals or lifting heavy weights
I’m gonna shoot me fingers off and carve up all me mates
Gonna steal a motor car and smash it all to pieces
Gonna cut me liver out and pin it to your braces

Kill, I said Kill

I’m apathetic, I’m lazy and rude
I’m boring and I’m stupid and I’m vicious and crude
I get thrown out of pubs and stuff for pissing on the floor
Gonna cut me liver out and nail it on your door

Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias - do I get a prize?

Favourite track of theirs, Juan Lopez, classic Abba piss take,

Irrelevant fact. One of their former members, Jimmy Hibbert. writes and does voices for a number of Cbeebies shows, the new Flowerpot Men being one.