Best and worst football chant??

[Springal]

obviously you have never heard any of those at Gillingham, so are you stealing them all off http://www.footballchants.org/ ?

 

[Pikey]

He's bald,
He's shit,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!

 

[Pikey]

obviously you have never heard any of those at Gillingham, so are you stealing them all off http://www.footballchants.org/ ?

Im not actaully. so try that.

 

[Pikey]

Millwall v Leeds Utd this year one big fat lady (Millwall fan) looking rather like Pat Butcher started shouting, to which the Leeds contingent replied...

Theres gonna be a diet,
Theres gonna be a diet

 

[Pikey]

West Ham fans recently chanted this to the Brighton fans (to the tune of the classic "We can see you sneaking out")...

We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands

 

[Pikey]

We've got a super cook,
You've got a Russian crook

 

[Pikey]

Park Park, where ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But you could be worse; you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in their Council house

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

West Ham fans recently chanted this to the Brighton fans (to the tune of the classic "We can see you sneaking out")...

We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands

Everyone sings that!

We just reply with 'you're to ugly to be gay'.
Recently West Ham fans singing to Steve Bruce 'You're sacked and your nose is f***ed' sounded quite good!

 

[Pikey]

Everyone sings that!

We just reply with 'you're to ugly to be gay'.
Recently West Ham fans singing to Steve Bruce 'You're sacked and your nose is f***ed' sounded quite good!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

West Ham fans recently chanted this to the Brighton fans (to the tune of the classic "We can see you sneaking out")...

We can see you,
We can see you,
We can see you holding hands

Oh please.

That's so 2001.

To save you the effort of looking them up, here are some more. No doubt Gills fans would imagine them to be cutting edge...

"Sing when you're rimming
You only sing when you're rimming"

"Do you take it
Do you take it
Do you take it up the arse?", followed by a chorus of YMCA.

And who could forget the timeless "Does Your Boyfriend Know You're Here?"

Funny, teams never seem to get the joke when we sing "He's Over there, he's over there" in response...

Likewise "You're too ugly to be gay", and (the admittedly little used) "We're Gay But We're Beating You", and "One Nil To The Nancy Boys".

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

'We're gay but we're beating you'

New one for me!

Reply for 'does your boyfriend know you're here' is

(pointing at the opposition stand)'yes he's sitting over there!'

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

In the town, called Sunderland,
There lived a man with a monkey's heid,
And they called him Peter Reid,
He peels bananas with his feet,
Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet,
Bananas with his feet, Bananas with his feet..

isn't sunderland a city?

 

[Pikey]

No
isn't brighton full of straight men?

 

[Biscuit]

Worst - Eaggles

Best - Seeeaagullls


wtf?? This drumstick how has this happend?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

No
isn't brighton full of straight men?

why does it have a CITY council then dickhead?

and i wouldn't say brighton is FULL of straight men but the majority of men are

we have women aswell

plus we're not ALL related
http://www.sunderland.gov.uk/

 

[northstandnorth]

how many times will the pikey post on here?my bet is 250 pointless posts

 

[brighton2win]

The worst chant in history without question is "Wanker, Wanker"

i like a good old chorus of wanker, wanker

 

[Uncle Buck]

West Ham fans to Liverpool fans a few seasons back;

We've got Di Canio
You've got our car stereos.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Our very own H Block, earlier this season:

'We've got tiny Cox,
We've got tiny Cox,
La-la-la
La-la-la'

 

[Pikey]

Del & Rodney
Tune: None
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney
You live with Del & Rodney


Date: 01:11 25/11/2005
Sung to Millwall about them living in their council blocks.