Britain's most JEALOUS woman

[El Presidente]

You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her would you?!

I wouldn't want to get any side of her.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

A Turkey voting for Christmas comes to mind...

 

[Surf's Up]

Congratulations Ernest

I've always wondered what Ernest looks like and now it all fits!

 

[flying high]

Listen to all the George Clooney and Kiera Knightley look alikes casting aspertions on their looks!

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

First off I thought it was Rodney and Del

 

[darters74]

Hope he's on top!

 

[Everest]

"The couple walked down the aisle on Halloween"

Why come in costume though?
Couldn't that have been left for the evening?

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

It's a 'Fast Show' or 'Harry Enfield' sketch right?

TNBA

TTF

 

[Codner's Wallop]

Steve Claridge and Sam Allardyce fall in love.

 

[Greyrun]

Hope when he does the lie detector test she doesn't ask "do you think I'm beautiful"

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Another fat Scot coming over the boarder, bleeding our health system dry.

 

[8ace]

You could have at least doctored the story Baron!

 

[Skylar]

Just imagine burying your face in between her butt cheeks

 

[Taybha]

I wood

 

[GreersElbow]

Are they together because there's no one else out there for them?

 

[symyjym]

Can't see the trees for the wood.

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

Why is it that when I look at her face I keep thinking of apples?

As they say there is someone out there for everyone, thankfully these two are now off the available market!

 

[Bwian]

I thought she looked familiar

[yt]_X_YHg-ZEmo[/yt]

 

[Pavilionaire]

For those viewing this thread in black and white Luka Modric is going out with Peter Manley's younger, fatter sister.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Hope he's on top!

Only with the light off otherwise he will burn his arse.