David Bentley

[Trigger]

Drink! Crash! Lampost! Cell! Wanker!

 

[The Wizard]

:dasreich:

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

What?

 

[H2O]

Drink! Crash! Lampost! Cell! Wanker!

Shouldnt that be lampost before crash??!!

 

[Brighton till i die]

what the f*** is this rambling?

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's his career down the PAN then.

Spurs player David Bentley in drink drive rap | The Sun |News

 

[Marshy]

Just means Villa will get him for a couple of million less !

 

[Braders]

Drink! Crash! Lampost! Cell! Wanker!

you know it's going to be

Bail! Court! Not Guity!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

you know it's going to be

Bail! Court! Not Guity!

Indeed.

I reckon he'll go down the ol' - "The lampost just come up to me from nowhere like, so I 'ad to 'itit: it woz self defence" - line.

 

[Easy 10]

Since when has Bentley been an "England soccer ace" ?

 

[ebfc1]

Indeed.

I reckon he'll go down the ol' - "The lampost just come up to me from nowhere like, so I 'ad to 'itit: it woz self defence" - line.

Yes exactly.... If it was one of us we would be sent down, driving license taken off us etc

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

That's his career down the PAN then.

Spurs player David Bentley in drink drive rap | The Sun |News

If only he was to do a drink drive rap, KRS-One style

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That's his career down the PAN then.

Spurs player David Bentley in drink drive rap | The Sun |News

Just like Tony Adams?

 

[Pavilionaire]

1. I'm surprised that a player as self-absorbed as Bentley drives a Porsche and not a Bentley.

2. O'Neill would be mad to spunk all of his spare cash on him.

3. If I was Phil Brown I'd stop chasing the Carlos Kickaballs and recreate a Crazy Gang for the Naughties - imagine if Bentley, Dyer, Bowyer, Barton, Pennant, Norris etc were all at the same club - it would be brilliant.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

1. I'm surprised that a player as self-absorbed as Bentley drives a Porsche and not a Bentley

Really? I'd have put a tenner on him driving his namesake with the obligatory 1 DAVE plates.