Dead duck

[Pavilionaire]

Perhaps you could contact the vet's professional body? Or maybe HMRC? I bet the cat and dog don't have a contract of employment, most likely they are dodging tax and working cash in paw.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Was this recent? Because Duck Owner & Lifestyle Magazine was giving away a tiny stethoscope with a special feature on page 158-176 on just this matter and I find it hard to believe the owner in this story would not have been fully equipped for a little DDDIY.

I find it hard to believe. Yet another Palace WUM, I suspect.

 

[The Wizard]

I heard the immigrants have been killing our swans to eat them, or so I read.

 

[skipper734]

The vet knew the duck's name without asking? Allied with communicating with animals, I suspect witchcraft.

I thought that was the Vets pet name for the woman. Possible relationship there?

 

[Chinman3000]

Perhaps you could contact the vet's professional body? Or maybe HMRC? I bet the cat and dog don't have a contract of employment, most likely they are dodging tax and working cash in paw.

Soulds like it could even be forced labour. Who knows where this Cat and Dog were trafficed from with the promise of starring in IAMS adverts or a role in animal hospital.......

Paw *******s....

 

[The Rattler]

What has shocked me most is that, less than three hours after us learning of Cuddles' sad demise, Stat Brother started 'The Official NSC swimming thread'.

To me that is out of order - Cuddles loved swimming (probably) - show some respect man!

 

[Juan Albion]

Eider gone elsewhere.

 

[Grassman]

I'm actually terribly upset by the whole episode. I knew that Duck when it was very young - he was a good egg.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. He didn’t seem to care.

 

[essbee1]

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday. He didn’t seem to care.

You're lucky. I did the same to my cat and now I need an operation on my
left hand.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Thought this thread was going to be in reference to our season.

 

[jcdenton08]

Basically, terrestrial TV is a dead duck, and who watches a dead duck? Not even its mother. She just flies off depressed.

 

[5Ways Gull]

Did the vet at any point bring in a massive flat fish with a long tail to do an x-ray?