[Politics] General Election 2024 - 4th July

[TomandJerry]

Reports suggesting results will start trickling in from around 11:30pm.

 

[Pevenseagull]

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Come on own up, who did this to her campaign office in Church Road Hove this week, and super glued the lock too!!!

Not good

Hopefully some pillocks making social media content who will get prosecuted and fined and have a criminal record

 

[Bob!]

Reports suggesting results will start trickling in from around 11:30pm.

Yup. Here's the full list of expected times.

Estimated declaration times of General Election results: Chronological list

Most results are likely to be declared between 2am and 4am.

uk.news.yahoo.com

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

W


I'm not that into wokery, but if it's rampant I'm always up for a nibble.

Disappointed a “romp” wasn’t worked in to the headline if I’m honest

 

[HangletonGull]

I'll help him move if need be

Il drive the van

 

[clapham_gull]

Disappointed a “romp” wasn’t worked in to the headline if I’m honest

Let's be fair. If a "rampant woke romp" was advertised on a Tory whatsapp group they'd be at front of the queue, prepared with a gimp suit, a rolled up Daily Telegraph and a tangerine from Waitrose.

 

[Chicken Run]

Let's be fair. If a "rampant woke romp" was advertised on a Tory whatsapp group they'd be at front of the queue, prepared with a gimp suit, a rolled up Daily Telegraph and a tangerine from Waitrose.

Interesting, iirc the last story i read about an MP (local to me here in Hove) wasn’t of the Tory persuasion

 

[clapham_gull]

Interesting, iirc the last story i read about an MP (local to me here in Hove) wasn’t of the Tory persuasion

Every one welcome, it's a rampant woke romp remember.

Your friend hasn't got speedy boarding that's all.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

First election without my dad, ill miss him referring to at least one candidate as a nutter

Other notable previous award winners

Corbyn (both brothers)
Fabricant
Benn
Mercer
Mugabe (International award)

 

[clapham_gull]

I actually know someone standing for office although I haven't spoken to them for years.

They've been trying for many years, so that will be the one I'll be watching tonight.

Nice person.

 

[Nobby]

Be careful with the drinking games!

Now you tell me

 

[WATFORD zero]

Fair play to you too, despite my differences with you i’ve always found you to be honest and true to your beliefs, half these Labour newbie’s would wear a dog shit neckless if Sir Kier Spineless told them too!!

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Come on own up, who did this to her campaign office in Church Road Hove this week, and super glued the lock too!!!

Interesting, iirc the last story i read about an MP (local to me here in Hove) wasn’t of the Tory persuasion

I'm assuming you're making a bid for the King's award for subtlety tonight

 

[Chicken Run]

I'm assuming you're making a bid for the King's award for subtlety tonight

You should be busy on your 12th course by now? Don’t be shy let’s have some pictures of your election night tasting menu

 

[Chicken Run]

They've been trying for many years, so that will be the one I'll be watching tonight.

Im assuming in many different constituencies too, got to love the Para’s

 

[ROSM]

Were you so chilled about FPTP in 2010, 2015, 2017 and 2019?

I voted for avp in 2010 but very few others did. So I had to accept that.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Isn't the media black out a bit pointless now?

Can log on here, tictok, Facebook etc etc and discuss and see all sorts of party related news

 

[mikeyjh]

Why am I so nervous? The good guys are going to win this comfortably right?

 

[HangletonGull]

Isn't the media black out a bit pointless now?

Can log on here, tictok, Facebook etc etc and discuss and see all sorts of party related news

No , it’s to do with the exit poll

 

[oldboyroy]

Why am I so nervous? The good guys are going to win this comfortably right?

Nervous here too, we just never know

 

[WATFORD zero]

No , it’s to do with the exit poll

But I've just discovered that the exit poll result is known at 2pm