[Humour] Greg Wallace

[HeaviestTed]

I like him

 

[Bry Nylon]

Love it. Gets up, buggers off to the gym. Comes back, reads for a bit, expects wife to have lunch ready. Graciously devotes an hour and a half to his autistic son, then gives himself another two hours to recover by playing computer games. Cooks dinner once a week (wife does all the other meals, either that or the mother in law he moved in so he didn't have to look after his own son) and then goes to bed.

What a dream it must be being Gregg Wallace's housemaid fourth wife.

I liked, “I’ve got 18% body fat and a six pack.” Not quite sure how those two statements are compatible.

 

[Bakero]

Love it. Gets up, buggers off to the gym. Comes back, reads for a bit, expects wife to have lunch ready. Graciously devotes an hour and a half to his autistic son, then gives himself another two hours to recover by playing computer games. Cooks dinner once a week (wife does all the other meals, either that or the mother in law he moved in so he didn't have to look after his own son) and then goes to bed.

What a dream it must be being Gregg Wallace's housemaid fourth wife.

You missed out the trip to the Harvester to meet his PA for sausages before lunch.

 

[clapham_gull]

I'm getting chicken, I'm getting lemon. I'm getting lemon, I'm getting chicken. The lemon cuts through the chicken, leaving the palette with a chickeny lemon flavour reminiscent of chicken and lemon. Very clever. All it needs is a sauce to bring it together.

- How many potatoes have you got in there Ron ?
- Five million.
- Did you say you have five million potatoes in there Ron ?
- Yes I did Gregg.
- Wow - can I have a go ?

I've been writing his scripts for years.

 

[Steve in Japan]

Le Boiled Egg as he's known in our house.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You missed out the trip to the Harvester to meet his PA for sausages before lunch.

Did you bring your big plate, Alan?

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Guinness Boy]

I like Gregg Wallace. But there again I likE most things and people that are hated on NSC.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

'... I'm quite the expert too...'

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Did you bring your big plate, Alan?

ENREST should take HIM to the CLIFTONVILLE to SEA big HILDA!

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

That is not real SURELY?!

That is as bizarre and self deluded as any of the crap that thundercunt Jake Humphreys comes out with.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

 

[Whitechapel]

“I’d rather spend time playing computer games than with my autistic child I don’t want”

Only on NSC would two of the first replies to that be people tripping over themselves to tell everyone that they like the person responsible for the quote.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Any excuse to post this…….

 

[Stat Brother]

He clearly needs to take long suffering Helen to somewhere other than a Harvester.

'oh I think it's a lovely thing to do Mr Wallace, sir'.
'would you like me to proofread the article for you, sir'.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Any excuse to post this…….

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[Bakero]

Professional chef? He's a cake-eating greengrocer.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I’ve never liked him and always thought he was a total tosspot.

now I can justify it.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

You missed out the trip to the Harvester to meet his PA for sausages before lunch.

Partridge vibes

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]