He's coming! Is it a bird, is it a plane......no it's KAZENGA LUALUA

[Seagull kimchi]

Loan 2 buy - or a fully fledged seagull?

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

:dance: Have just spoken to him and he says he's signing :dance:

In person, or on the fake Twitter account?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

My Contact in Gatwick has advised there is a man of African Origin waiting on the platform for the Train to Brighton and eating a fillet "o" fish from macky'ds but with tomato sauce rather than standard Tartare!!

This is nailed on, he's nearly home!!

That's Barak Obama you imbecile! You and your contact need glasses!

 

[BrickTamland]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[B.W.]

:dance: Have just spoken to him and he says he's signing :dance:

I hope you are telling the truth Edna... if so:

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Was he hobbling Mt. Etna?!?!? Or did the ankle look in good shape?

 

[Was not Was]

I love you, Edna! That is the best use of police time, ever.

Even if the Met had nailed Rupe Murdoch and got him put away for life, even that wouldn't be as effective a use of police time as what you've just done.

 

[casbom]

Just needs to pass the medical and then we can celebr.....oh wait

 

[acrossthepond]

My Contact in Gatwick has advised there is a man of African Origin waiting on the platform for the Train to Brighton and eating a fillet "o" fish from macky'ds but with tomato sauce rather than standard Tartare!!

This is nailed on, he's nearly home!!

Were we really too tight to send a car...?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I promise you, we waited by the gate <stalker>, my colleague said "you wouldn't be Kazenga Lua Lua would you?"

He says "yeah", mate then said "you wouldn't be going where I think you're going would you?"

"haha yes"

"You've just made our day"

I asked him if he was here to sign for Brighton & his reply was "yeah, this afternoon"



I am one happy bunny!

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

more importantly did you ask him if he has ever heard of twitter..

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Just needs to pass the medical and then we can celebr.....oh wait

Yep it'll be 'thanks but no thanks' once the club doc takes a second look at that ankle.

 

[Springal]

Will be a loan surely if he failed a medical a few weeks? With an option to buy no doubt...

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Oh I Say!

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/15427533/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/378/height/378/black-lets-go-f***ing-mental-t-shirts_design.png

 

[whitelion]

I promise you, we waited by the gate <stalker>, my colleague said "you wouldn't be Kazenga Lua Lua would you?"

He says "yeah", mate then said "you wouldn't be going where I think you're going would you?"

"haha yes"

"You've just made our day"

I asked him if he was here to sign for Brighton & his reply was "yeah, this afternoon"



I am one happy bunny!

Top work Edna

 

[acrossthepond]

Transfer business in the summer never used to be this mental - what the hell has happened? I mean fukaduk, it's like reality TV for football saddos (guilty)

 

[Laridae]

I promise you, we waited by the gate <stalker>, my colleague said "you wouldn't be Kazenga Lua Lua would you?"

He says "yeah", mate then said "you wouldn't be going where I think you're going would you?"

"haha yes"

"You've just made our day"

I asked him if he was here to sign for Brighton & his reply was "yeah, this afternoon"



I am one happy bunny!

This is what makes NSC and its users so bloomin' FANTASTIC!

 

[Springal]

Transfer business in the summer never used to be this mental - what the hell has happened? I mean fukaduk, it's like reality TV for football saddo's (guilty)

Because we used to buy players like Jonny Dixon and put them on the National Express

 

[Marty McFly]

I promise you, we waited by the gate <stalker>, my colleague said "you wouldn't be Kazenga Lua Lua would you?"

He says "yeah", mate then said "you wouldn't be going where I think you're going would you?"

"haha yes"

"You've just made our day"

I asked him if he was here to sign for Brighton & his reply was "yeah, this afternoon"



I am one happy bunny!

Fantastic stuff!!

 

[B.W.]

I promise you, we waited by the gate <stalker>, my colleague said "you wouldn't be Kazenga Lua Lua would you?"

He says "yeah", mate then said "you wouldn't be going where I think you're going would you?"

"haha yes"

"You've just made our day"

I asked him if he was here to sign for Brighton & his reply was "yeah, this afternoon"



I am one happy bunny!

Now I'm getting really excited...

Thank you Edna...