If farts smelt nice...

[Chester Drawers]

Having a conversation here in the office along the lines of ... if farts smelt nice what flavour would you prefer?..so far we have come up with:-

Freshly cut grass
Playdough
Fruit Salad (sweets as opposed to the desert)
Creosote (potentially more flamable than the current output)
and my particular favour oranges (once someone peels one everybody fancies a bit/once someone drops one everyone would feel the urge!)

any thoughts?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well having watched football with you for the best part of 12 years, anything other that what you are capable of producing.

 

[Trigger]

I adore the smell of creosote, only thing that beats it is the smell of women wearing nice perfume, i want my farts to smell of women wearing perfume!

 

[Marshy]

Baking Bread please.

 

[Hiney]

What's the point of dropping your guts if it's not going cause people to retch?

I'm very proud of the way my post-curry emmissions have, in the past, caused Mrs Hiney to run to the bathroom and chuck up.

Keep farts BAD!!!!!

 

[magoo]

I dont think it matters. Psycologicallally you still know it's come out of your rancid guts!

 

[chips and gravy]

The most explosive and disgusting farts I have ever done was after eating Beanfeast - the dehydrated spaghetti bolognese stuff that is made from soya protein. It makes the after effects of curry seem like a lovely bouquet of flowers!

Personally, I would like it if they smelled of that ozone type smell associated with the sea

 

[Uncle Buck]

On this subject the hot dogs at Roots Hall did my colleagues no favours yesterday.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I love the smell of mein own.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I once cleared a section of HMV the morning after a heavy guiness night and a meal that included flagelot and borlotti beans.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Well having watched football with you for the best part of 12 years, anything other that what you are capable of producing.

and of course you've never reciprocated have you........

 

[Uncle Buck]

and of course you've never reciprocated have you........

Well I do feel the odd first strike is needed

 

[JJ McClure]

Mine smell like a rat has crawled up there and died (it hasn't by the way). I'd prefer if they had the aroma of cinnamon.

 

[Chester Drawers]

I once cleared a section of HMV the morning after a heavy guiness night and a meal that included flagelot and borlotti beans.

Pre Gillingham days I once had the mis fortune to attend a stag night in the "garden of england" town and managed to clear the whole pub with one of my particularly pungent ones. I was promptly banned by the pub manager. I wasnt too difficult to spot as I was the only (giggling) customer in the previously packed pub. Needless to say I was very very drunk.

 

[Easy 10]

Freshly ground coffee would be nice. Perhaps if I cram some coffee beans up the crack of my arse and mince around a bit, I could let one off that at least gives a passing nod at Kenco or Nescafe Gold Blend ?

Back in a mo.

 

[Meade's Ball]

The most explosive and disgusting farts I have ever done was after eating Beanfeast - the dehydrated spaghetti bolognese stuff that is made from soya protein. It makes the after effects of curry seem like a lovely bouquet of flowers!

I still eat Beanfeast. Had some last week. Me and my ex used to eat it and see who was first to leave the room in tears of terror. I've never known anything to smell like that. If it was a solid, it would be the pure concentrated evil found at the end of Time Bandits.

I'd like my farts to smell more like rusks.