[Football] Ireland v England official match thread

[The Mole]

"He's a qualified dentist. He didn't mean to be"

Managed to discuss a dentist chair withou a reference to Paul Gascoigne

 

[Weststander]

Matterface. Why’s that the best chance, when they missed a free header?

 

[Hugo Rune]

Szmodics won’t last longer with that level of play. Ferguson to replace him soon?

 

[Javeaseagull]

England playing some nice football at times but let’s remember that we are playing Ireland. I can’t think of any Irish players that would get into the England squad never mind the team. Apart from Rice and Grealish of course.

 

[Gabbiano]

Matterface. Why’s that the best chance, when they missed a free header?

What, Sam Matterface?

Nothing, what Sam Matterface with you?

(For best effect use an Italian American accent)

 

[Guinness Boy]

What, Sam Matterface?

Nothing, what Sam Matterface with you?

(For best effect use an Italian American accent)

Hey! Gotta no respect!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

England playing some nice football at times but let’s remember that we are playing Ireland. I can’t think of any Irish players that would get into the England squad never mind the team. Apart from Rice and Grealish of course.

Only a friendly as well. Can’t read to much into these games.

 

[Weststander]

Pickford’s distribution. Only au fait with 60 yard hoofs to Calvert Diver.

 

[severnside gull]

Someone persuade me that Kane is worth a starting place based on current form.

 

[rogersix]

Someone persuade me that Kane is worth a starting place based on current form.

i have neither the will, or the inclination

 

[Flounce]

Seeing as Ireland’s strikes are barn door quality why isn’t Ferguson on the pitch?

 

[sir_gullahad]

Ferguson doesn't look like he's champing at the bit to get off the bench

 

[Weststander]

A turd from England second half, shocking. So bad, Matterface is in full motor mouth mode.

 

[Flounce]

A turd from England second half, shocking. So bad, Matterface is in full motor mouth mode.

Southgate tactics kicking back in

 

[severnside gull]

It’s like Southgate never left - turgid from England second half

 

[Jim in the West]

An England sub I’d never heard of!!

 

[WATFORD zero]

3 changes for me.

A goalkeeper who is a footballer.
4 Attackers who are quick sharp and skillful (I think we're 3/4 of the way there).
A centre back who can play quick short passes under pressure and then ping a long one to feet.

I'm not looking at anyone in particular Jordan, Harry and Harry

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Angel Gomes is on.

Always interesting when someone I have never heard of plays for England.

 

[London Irish]

18.2% of the white and blue team are now Palace

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

18.2% of the white and blue team are now Palace

Come ON Ireland