Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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Dicks BAR will resemble HELMANS mayonnaise NEXT season.
You're not planning on having a hand shandy over the tacky neon sign are you Ernest?
Dicks BAR will resemble HELMANS mayonnaise NEXT season.
I've read enough of Ernest's threads, but the Dick Knight ones always confuse me.I wonder how many JCLs on here are baffled by this thread?
I was busy CHILLAXING yesterday AFTERNOON in the CLIFTONVILLE enjoying a SUNDAY roast and SEVERAL lager TOPS with some of the HIGHER echelon of my ARS when this FOOL came up TO me and ASKED me a STUPID question. He wanted to KNOW when I was going to FORGIVE Dick Tight ? He told me I was GOING to end up like those JAPS still FIGHTING World War II in 1975 if I didn't MOVE on.
I was SEETHING with anger and I stood on MY table and gave a SPEECH to let the WORLD know this FIGHT will NEVER end until DICK'S bar is closed FOR good. I told the WORLD how Dick Tight has WEASELED his WAY into the club PROMISING £2million for the TEAM which was a LIE, how he SOLD season tickets for a GROUND that didn't EXIST, how FALMER would have been BUILT 15 years AGO if it WASN'T for the fact that Dick Tight and his LAPDOGS were POTLESS, how HE used the 1983 FA Cup FINAL money together with the PROCEEDS of SELLING Bobby Zamora to QPR to BUILD his VILLA in TORRELMOLINOS and how HE was the most HATED dictator since HITLER.
I could SWEAR that the POLISH barmaids were in TEARS due to the EMOTION and then I WAS carried round the CLIFTONVILLE like the POPE blessing my SUPPORTERS. THEN someone SHOUTED out that the only RIGHTFUL place for the OLYMPIC torch today is my ARS and it is a SCANDAL that I will not be SEEN worldwide CARRYING the torch. THE roof was raised as EVERYONE sung 'SACK the board' and 'BUILD a bonfire, build a BONFIRE, put the LAPDOGS on the TOP, put Dick Tight in the middle and we'll BURN the ****ing lot'.
AS the manager ESCORTED me to the DOOR I made the SOLEMN vow that Dicks BAR will resemble HELMAND Province NEXT season UNLESS it is made into a BAR for the ARS and the TRUE supporters.
Up the ARS
Bloody hell ! Your not even a newbie !This spiteful post from the past. Just seen it for the first time.
I wonder how DK crossed this Tit in real life, to cause the hatred?
eg stealing the 1983 FAC money? Bizarre.