Ishmael Demontagnac....

[Barrel of Fun]

If you put your Canon in its case, it would hardly be loose now would it ?..

It might be, after all that scragging!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ishmael Demontagnac is my non-Albion HERO

Completely head-mental, can only be unleashed on the field of play for twenty minutes at a time before yellow or red cards ensue, and one of the GREAT lower-league cults of our time. More entertainment than a month of Murrays. More alright than Leon Knight

Sign him up! NOW!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Better still, he has a name straight out of a Jane Austen novel.

A dashing nobleman, I rather fancy, who sets the heads turning amongst the young ladies of Hartley, yet has an irredeemably caddish streak

 

[Pavilionaire]

I like what you've done there, Edna.

For me, there's no gift my Jewish business clients like more than a vintage bottle of '73 Ishmael Demontagnac. Serve lightly chilled...

 

[Captain Pugwash]

I'd give him a contract until the end of the season then with the option of 2/3years if he does well. See if micky can get him on target and fire us to the play offs

 

[Perry Milkins]

On trial at Palace

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I like what you've done there, Edna.

For me, there's no gift my Jewish business clients like more than a vintage bottle of '73 Ishmael Demontagnac. Serve lightly chilled...

Or perhaps the mysterious and cunning Monseigneur DeMontagnac, arch enemy of the Three Musketeers?

A thousand curses upon you, D'Artagnan!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Indeed. As if Milady De Winter wasn't enough to worry about the Duke Of Buckingham now has to contend with the cunning Monseigneur DeMontagnac as well!...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ishmael Demontagnac He's Not Cack

 

[Don Tmatter]

Sounds like the noughties(00's) version of Robin Friday.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Crazy name, crazy guy.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He's Booked
He's Red-Carded
It Must Be Ishmael Demontagnac

:dance:

 

[Pavilionaire]

Posh Spice Is A Slapper
She'll empty out your sack
And when she's blowing Beckham
She thinks of Demontagnac..

En garde!...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I would cry tears of JOY if we signed him.

We need a MAVERICK.

 

[WalsallFan]

I-I ISHY ISHY I!!!!!!

I miss our Asbo Ishy, legend he is lads.

 

[Gritt23]

Has he turned up anywhere else yet?

 

[WalsallFan]

Has he turned up anywhere else yet?

On trial at Palace lol

 

[hans kraay fan club]

On trial at Palace.

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

Ishy Ishy Ishy cant you see, sometimes your goals just hypnotise me (to the tune of Hypnotise by Notorious B I G)

 

[supaseagull]

On trial at Palace.

C*nt hope he breaks a leg