[TV] MAFS Australia

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't know what you lot are doing wasting your lives watching this trash when you could be watching the BBC's latest reality show based on chess!

BBC Two - Chess Masters: The Endgame

Twelve rising stars of the UK’s booming chess community battle it out.

www.bbc.co.uk

I can play chess (to a basic level) but it has never made for good tv and trying to then inject a "reality" slant doesn't work for me. Chess is ok to play but it isn't a spectator sport.

How can you say that?!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

FFS Aussie bloke(s)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The Cringe Factor re Aussie blokes is high on this one

 

[Triggaaar]

FFS Aussie bloke(s)

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It's not like they haven't seen previous series where it's made quite clear that you put your lady first. And if you're lady is more the beautiful on the inside type, you put her on the wall and say you have no interest in what the others look like, you only have eyes for your Mrs.

Jacqui is hilarious. Constantly banging on about winning Miss New Zealand (I'm guessing the rules have changed) whilst being totally insecure about her looks.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Aussie Foreplay 101

 

[Washboard Didgets]

I have just 2 words……..
THE SISTER
You’ll have to wait…

We've never watched MAFS before, but clips of this episode appeared on Gogglebox recently. Mainly the sister and her behaviour - WOW!

We have now started downloading the most recent series and watched the full first episode.

Have a feeling we'll watch some more, but also the kind of programme that the wife will binge whilst I'm out at The Amex.

 

[Triggaaar]

the kind of programme that the wife will binge whilst I'm out at The Amex.

You're getting off lightly. My family watch it in the same room while I'm either watching a footy stream or posting on here. I see far more of it than is healthy for an adult.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

It's not like they haven't seen previous series where it's made quite clear that you put your lady first. And if you're lady is more the beautiful on the inside type, you put her on the wall and say you have no interest in what the others look like, you only have eyes for your Mrs.

Jacqui is hilarious. Constantly banging on about winning Miss New Zealand (I'm guessing the rules have changed) whilst being totally insecure about her looks.

 

[raymondo]

You're getting off lightly. My family watch it in the same room while I'm either watching a footy stream or posting on here. I see far more of it than is healthy for an adult.

I usually leave the room when Mrs Raymondo watches it...thus allowing her to make notes on relationship tactics without any pressure that I'm sitting there.

 

[Triggaaar]

I usually leave the room when Mrs Raymondo watches it...thus allowing her to make notes on relationship tactics without any pressure that I'm sitting there.

Ooo. Well I caught more than a glimpse of last night's episode. Tonight you can expect Mrs Raymondo to prance around in fancy new underwear. Make sure to give her the compliments she's looking for. Don't do a Ryan and say 'Well I can't say you look gorgeous because that would be a lie.'

 

[raymondo]

Ooo. Well I caught more than a glimpse of last night's episode. Tonight you can expect Mrs Raymondo to prance around in fancy new underwear. Make sure to give her the compliments she's looking for. Don't do a Ryan and say 'Well I can't say you look gorgeous because that would be a lie.'

At least Ryan is honest... that should be encouraged more on MAFS.
Mrs Raymondo is going line dancing tonight... lucky old line eh?
I can put my feet up and watch a sensible movie.

 

[Triggaaar]

At least Ryan is honest... that should be encouraged more on MAFS.

That's what Ryan said. But he's an idiot and you've been with Mrs Raymondo long enough to know that honesty is not the best policy in such situations. When he told the sex expert in front of all the boys, they all laughed at him. Mrs Ryan is not happy.

I can put my feet up and watch a sensible movie.

Oo, what movie? It already sounds better than Mafs.

 

[Professor Plum]

Why do people watch this sort of shit? It genuinely puzzles me. It’s all so confected and contrived, like that theatrical American wrestling bollocks. We can all suspend disbelief for most movies and dramas but this sort of stuff just defeats my ability to block out the knowledge of how these things are manufactured. Oh well.

 

[raymondo]

That's what Ryan said. But he's an idiot and you've been with Mrs Raymondo long enough to know that honesty is not the best policy in such situations. When he told the sex expert in front of all the boys, they all laughed at him. Mrs Ryan is not happy.



Oo, what movie? It already sounds better than Mafs.

Maybe the Queen's Gambit...that was 'advertised' on the Trump thread I think. Sounds sensible, but you never know... plenty of dodgy moves in chess.

 

[Wozza]

Jacqui is hilarious. Constantly banging on about winning Miss New Zealand (I'm guessing the rules have changed) whilst being totally insecure about her looks.

She lied.

Did Jacqui from MAFS Australia really win Miss New Zealand?

Jacqui introduced herself on MAFS Australia as a model and former winner of beauty pageant contest Miss New Zealand, but did she really win the competition?

www.capitalfm.com

 

[Triggaaar]

Maybe the Queen's Gambit...that was 'advertised' on the Trump thread I think. Sounds sensible, but you never know... plenty of dodgy moves in chess.

That ain't a movie. It's good though.

 

[Triggaaar]

She lied.

Did Jacqui from MAFS Australia really win Miss New Zealand?

Jacqui introduced herself on MAFS Australia as a model and former winner of beauty pageant contest Miss New Zealand, but did she really win the competition?

www.capitalfm.com

Thank you. I did wonder how she could have won it, as she ain't all that.

And on the link you've given, what the hell has happened to her face? She seems to have been the unfortunate victim of a swarm of wasps.

 

[raymondo]

That ain't a movie. It's good though.

It's a series? even better... attention span is lower than normal.

 

[Triggaaar]

It's a series? even better... attention span is lower than normal.

Yep, a limited (single) series.

Pawn to C4.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Wow Jacqui is a proper psycho!