Morris Dancing

[Questions]

Morris dancing goes hand in hand with drinking lots of real ale I was once told.

Think I`d like to give it a go.

 

[Biscuit]

All abit gay and weird.

 

[Yorkie]

LB might have something to say about this

They don't know, do they?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Who can POSSIBLY dislike the CLONK of wood on wood.




WOOD.





ON.











WOOD.

 

[Questions]

Who can POSSIBLY dislike the CLONK of wood on wood.




WOOD.





ON.











WOOD.

What is the Japenese equivalent of Morris dancing ?

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Quality Morris Dancing

 

[NMH]

It's a fine English tradition. Mummers plays are also quite cool, and should be encouraged.

 

[NMH]

I'm abit gay and weird.

Never said you weren't

 

[Questions]

It's a fine English tradition, sucking my mummies breasts and should be encouraged.

Didn`t say it wasn`t.

 

[BrightonCottager]

Rejoice!
Tomorrow is the Brighton Morris Day of Dance when sides from all the country come to dance around Brighton Town centre. It kicks off at 11am in the Pavilion gardens, when they all have a go, then they go round the centre. Usual venues inc the Brighton Tavern, in front of the fishing museum etc.

 

[scooter1]

Rejoice!
Tomorrow is the Brighton Morris Day of Dance when sides from all the country come to dance around Brighton Town centre. It kicks off at 11am in the Pavilion gardens, when they all have a go, then they go round the centre. Usual venues inc the Brighton Tavern, in front of the fishing museum etc.

Ahh, this might explain some having a bit of a practice on Hove Lawns at lunchtime today. Each to their own, but it’s not for me Clive

 

[Brian Fantana]

All of the oddest people I know have Morris Dancing as a common theme. That's all.

 

[Hamilton]

I love Morris dancers!

Wouldn't do it myself, but I think they're brilliant!

 

[GT49er]

Should we be proud of this folk tradition?

Yes, why not? Lots of countries have their own folk dance traditions which they're proud of, so why shouldn't we?

or should we be embarrassed?

No, not unless you're very, very woke, or one of those twats who thinks it cool to deride everything about their own country.

Is it a latent erotic ritual?

No.

Have you ever Morris Danced?

No, but I've played the music for them; great fun. It was in a fire station - the fire engines were parked up on the apron outside, the windows were blacked out and there was a bar at the top of the fireman's pole.

Should the England RU team Morris Dance as the All Blacks 'Haka'?

No, they should just ignore it, throw the ball around among themselves, do a bit of light warming up and scratch their arses and stuff.

So many silly questions?

Exactly.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

I didn’t know the Albion head of security threw some shapes.

 

[WATFORD zero]

We're meeting a friend for lunch tomorrow, so is there an itinerary somewhere, because it sounds ideal. And you're not a true brightonian if you don't appreciate/haven't partaken in a bit of Morris Dancing

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl

Police were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.

www.suffolkgazette.com

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[WATFORD zero]

Morris dancers and blind footballers in mass brawl

Police were called after a mass brawl broke out in a pub car park between a group of morris dancers and a blind football team.

www.suffolkgazette.com

I was telling that joke about St Dunstan's for 30 years before it got renamed

 

[BrightonCottager]

We're meeting a friend for lunch tomorrow, so is there an itinerary somewhere, because it sounds ideal. And you're not a true brightonian if you don't appreciate/haven't partaken in a bit of Morris Dancing

Posted a few hours ago on Twitter @BrightonMorris.
Hammersmith are appearing so I might wear a Fulham top!