One for oldies: TV presenter married which porn star?

[Bwian]

Say what you will
The countryside is still
The only place where I could settle down....

was the theme song to the show.

Anybody remember the schoolboy version?

Say what you will
School dinners make you ill
Davy Crockett died of shepherds pie
All school din dins
Come from pigbins
Out of town


Taxi!!!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Don't fancy it much myself.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Don't fancy it much myself.

Would not touch with a health inspectors after what she did in the bath

 

[honey boy zimba]

YEP that Pompey **** Dinnage presented Gambit on Anglia TV with a dirty looking bimbo Michelle lambourne..

 

[Bwian]

Would not touch with a health inspectors after what she did in the bath

Exactly...palarse bicycle! How gross is that?

 

[H block]

Old Jack Hargreaves also did ``How`` with Fred Dineage and a strange woman called Bunty.Mind you he was no bumpkin cos he was also a director of Southern television and I think he devised a few programmes including the aforementioned ``How``.
Brilliant show that explained how you could make a scaled replica of a Cheiftan tank with nothing more than 4 empty toilet rolls and a large elastic band.

 

[Dover]

All scripted. Hargreaves knew less about the countryside than I do!

Yes he was a director of Southern TV. He also was not very pleasant with a couple of drinks in him.

 

[Bwian]

Old Jack Hargreaves also did ``How`` with Fred Dineage and a strange woman called Bunty.Mind you he was no bumpkin cos he was also a director of Southern television and I think he devised a few programmes including the aforementioned ``How``.
Brilliant show that explained how you could make a scaled replica of a Cheiftan tank with nothing more than 4 empty toilet rolls and a large elastic band.

So that's where Saddam got his weapons from...

 

[The Large One]

How? was this so popular...?
Bunty James/Marion Davies, Fred Dinenage (wanker), Jon Miller and Jack *hic* Hargreaves.

 

[Jambo Seagull]

All I remember about Out of Town is Jack Hargreaves going on about putting a ship in a bottle. One of his empties I suppose. Every time it was on he'd always be doing that or building a castle out of matchsticks. I bet he had a large stack of hardcore porn mags stashed away in that shed of his. Is he still alive? If so must be worth a bet in the stiff stakes.

Anyone remember How 2? The late 80's version of How? Wiith Fred (wanker) Dinenage, some bint and the legendary Gaz Topp. His career really kicked on after that.