[Sussex] One Sussex - time to unify?

[Munchkin]

We’re the West side, We’re the West side, we’re the West Side Sussex boys……

 

[A1X]

Your just a West Sussex Wnkr !

Small county in Kent
You’re just a small county in Kent

 

[Eeyore]

Small county in Kent
You’re just a small county in Kent

Please, no. It's a bad as singing to Birmingham City fans 'You're just a small town in Villa'

Although it probably isn't a cringe as that was.

My favourite similar 'bants' was when Whitehawk fans sang to those of Phoenix Sports 'You're just a chip shop in Dartford'

 

[osgood]

Small county in Kent
You’re just a small county in Kent

Hello _Hello , Pompey Reject , Pompey Reject !!

 

[osgood]

Please, no. It's a bad as singing to Birmingham City fans 'You're just a small town in Villa'

Although it probably isn't a cringe as that was.

My favourite similar 'bants' was when Whitehawk fans sang to those of Phoenix Sports 'You're just a chip shop in Dartford'

Its Called Satire !

 

[mothy]

West is best

 

[Eeyore]

Its Called Satire !

Yes. But surely the content of satire should be based in some kind of contextual accuracy. If I had been a Birmingham City fan I would merely have been scratching my head trying to work it out.

'You're just a small town near Aston' is passable, perhaps.

 

[osgood]

Yes. But surely the content of satire should be based in some kind of contextual accuracy. If I had been a Birmingham City fan I would merely have been scratching my head trying to work it out.

'You're just a small town near Aston' is passable, perhaps.

Yes. But surely the content of satire should be based in some kind of contextual accuracy. If I had been a Birmingham City fan I would merely have been scratching my head trying to work it out.

'You're just a small town near Aston' is passable, perhaps.

He was being Witty (or satirical ), about moronic football chants in general , I think ....

 

[The Grockle]

A unified county would be the 8th largest in England

 

[osgood]

A unified county would be the 8th largest in England

Hoorah !
Does that get us a place in Europe ?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Hoorah !
Does that get us a place in Europe ?

Sussex, or even West and East Sussex, is already in Europe !

 

[Seagull on the Hill]

How come they get to be Duke and Duchess of Sussex? I’d like to strip them of West Sussex and just leave them as Duke and Duchess of East Sussex

Bollocks to that, here in East Sussex we want nothing to do with that pair of publicity seeking wasters.
Can't we pass them on to Surrey or Hampshire?

 

[Anger]

Considering the state of both east and West Sussex councils perhaps East Sussex should be absorbed by Kent and West Sussex absorbed by Hampshire.

I think Meridian TV developed the prototype model for this in the 1990s.

 

[Flounce]

Bollocks to that, here in East Sussex we want nothing to do with that pair of publicity seeking wasters.
Can't we pass them on to Surrey or Hampshire?

Or the London Borough of Islington as Harry is a glory hunting Arsenal fan apparently

 

[Change at Barnham]

With Trump's announcement that he wants to take ownership of both Greenland and the Panama Canal, I reckon there is a case for Sussex to take control of the Isle of Wight and to put it under the jurisdiction of Sussex.

We need to save the residents of IOW from falling under the control of Hampshire.
A landing party departing from Selsey Bill to land at Bembridge seems the most obvious route for the start of this pilgrimage.
The tides look favourable on 6th June, and we won't have a game that week.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

With Trump's announcement that he wants to take ownership of both Greenland and the Panama Canal, I reckon there is a case for Sussex to take control of the Isle of Wight and to put it under the jurisdiction of Sussex.

We need to save the residents of IOW from falling under the control of Hampshire.
A landing party departing from Selsey Bill to land at Bembridge seems the most obvious route for the start of this pilgrimage.
The tides look favourable on 6th June, and we won't have a game that week.

This has legs.

Let's take back Tunbridge Wells too.

What else could we annex? Dieppe?

 

[Giraffe]

This has legs.

Let's take back Tunbridge Wells too.

What else could we annex? Dieppe?

Can we do a swap deal and lose Crawley for ROYAL Tunbridge Wells

 

[Giraffe]

I like this idea. Will seriously cut costs I'd have thought. But it has to be requested by the councils I believe. And that's like asking the turkeys to vote for Christmas.

My exact thought. Would love Sussex to be one again. It would surely save money but why would councils decide to do it themselves when it would mean some of them losing their jobs. Odd process.

 

[Anger]

Can we do a swap deal and lose Crawley for ROYAL Tunbridge Wells

Crawley is practically Surrey, so they can take them.

Either that or they can merge with Croydon as they are already indistinguishable.

 

[Van Cleef]

With Trump's announcement that he wants to take ownership of both Greenland and the Panama Canal, I reckon there is a case for Sussex to take control of the Isle of Wight and to put it under the jurisdiction of Sussex.

We need to save the residents of IOW from falling under the control of Hampshire.
A landing party departing from Selsey Bill to land at Bembridge seems the most obvious route for the start of this pilgrimage.
The tides look favourable on 6th June, and we won't have a game that week.

You're getting a bit carried away here with this bold plan.
I like it.
Annexation looks like the way forward. In fact it's so obvious I can't believe no-ones thought of it before.