[Misc] Phrases you hate people saying

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

It's been said before but my pet hate is can I get instead of can I have.
Bloody Americans!

It all started when Mick and Keef decided to change the title of "I cannot obtain any satisfaction"

 

[BrightonCottager]

'Chapeau' comes from cycling doesn't it? As in, 'I take my chapeau off'

 

[BN9 BHA]

It’s coming home

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

“Street food menu”

Having traveled over the years throughout Central America, Asia, the Middle East etc in particular cities such as Cairo, New Delhi and Mumbai, I can tell you the “street food will either kill you or at the very least f*** up your intestines for the rest of your life.

 

[Lever]

It's in his/her/their DNA...

 

[essbee1]

Cold meat cuts. It's ******g 'cold meat'.

 

[BLOCK F]

It all started when Mick and Keef decided to change the title of "I cannot obtain any satisfaction"

Quite right.
I have an aversion to ‘Reach Out etc’.
Continuing your music theme, it is best left to The Four Tops!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

“Nah”

Speak or type correctly please

Please don’t reply with “Nah”

 

[Justice]

Cold meat cuts. It's ******g 'cold meat'.

Hand carved, line caught it’s all bollocks to make more money.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

“How are you spelling that?”

As in, correctly. If you don’t know how to spell the word or name, admit it is because of a deficiency in your word knowledge not because I am spelling it in some obscure way.

“I’m sorry, could you spell that out for me as I am unfamiliar with the word/name?”

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

“I think I’ll chose Chelsea, but thanks for the interest”

 

[Justice]

We have been trying to buy a particular property for the last ten months short story the tenants wouldn’t leave, within that ten months I’ve heard every corny estate agent line going. Last Friday he said I’ve reached out to the owners and the champagne is on ice in the office

 

[Eric the meek]

Hand carved, line caught it’s all bollocks to make more money.

Tossed and drizzled. In a melange. On a platter. All our ingredients are sourced locally where we can. What if I enjoy the extra food miles?

 

[Brownstuff]

Super proud

 

[zefarelly]

Hand carved, line caught it’s all bollocks to make more money.

I much prefer, bottom trawled, mechanically recovered, speed grown under lights, chemically enhanced . . . factually correct descriptions

its always amazed me organic costs more when you have to do less

Free range . . . . A load of bollocks!

 

[Is it PotG?]

‘Owned’ or ‘destroyed’, unless you‘re in a school playground

 

[Eric the meek]

Free range . . . . A load of bollocks!

But......but.......they're happy eggs from happy hens. Aren't they?

 

[Justice]

I much prefer, bottom trawled, mechanically recovered, speed grown under lights, chemically enhanced . . . factually correct descriptions

its always amazed me organic costs more when you have to do less

Free range . . . . A load of bollocks!

Free range is absolute bollocks when you look into it.

 

[Oh_aye]

"Tell me you're something without telling me something something fùck off" or whatever it is.

All the Internet ones

"Low key"

"I'm here for it"

"Hits different"

"Im a social media dweeb. Please punch me in the face"

All the big ones.

 

[Easy 10]

Referring to pets as "fur babies".

"Sorry Calista, I've got to get back to feed my fur babies"
"Well f*ck off then. And never darken my door again"