PM's press conference - 6 PM

[The Clamp]

He’ll be late for a start. Then he’ll talk some shit. Then he’ll go to the bar and laugh at taxpayers.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Dougie Smith says all round number 10 for the, now traditional, seasonal cluster **** cluster ****. Bring a (gimp) mask... and cash donations.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Yada yada yet more bumbling buffoon bollox. Utterly shameful that this clown is in charge of anything meaningful at all, let alone an entire nation

 

[Peteinblack]

There are a lot of cynics on this thread

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Press conference bingo:

Alas
Hard work
Difficult times
Stricter measures
People need to follow the rules

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Lessons have been learned
It's all QAnon's fault

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I shall be boooooooooooo'ing Boris. Had enough now.

 

[The Clamp]

I’m guessing he won’t be taking questions.

 

[WATFORD zero]

'This afternoon the British ambassador in Paris handed the French government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 5 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their fishing boat license requests for entering Channel islands waters a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently, this country is at war with France.'

(or Carrie is pregnant again)

CJ - 'I have to do that AGAIN ? Just let my legal team re-check that contract'

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I shall be boooooooooooo'ing Boris. Had enough now.

Now! NOW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blue3]

Please please resign but he won’t

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I have tried my best, really did, but unfortunately, after working extremely hard that I have to announce that Allegra Stratton is having my baby.

 

[bluenitsuj]

It is a load of bollocks based on **** all science

 

[WATFORD zero]

But some will defend it

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Everybody will be singing in the supermarket.

 

[nicko31]

Covid pass required over 10,000 people

 

[Swansman]

"You did not vote Graham Potter, therefore you must suffer."

 

[crodonilson]

Masks back in pubs.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Tomorrow's Daily Express from page


Hooray! Boris has saved Christmas!!!!

 

[WATFORD zero]

I'll save some others the trouble

But just imagine what Jeremy Corbyn would have done with a dead cat

 

[crodonilson]

Can't really see how these measures are going to have any significant impact on the huge increase in Omicron cases.