Statements You Expect To Hear During 2013.....

[pasty]

Here's the Cup Final money

 

[Rich Suvner]

Liam Bridcutt sold by Brighton to...

 

[Cheshire Cat]

As above....

How about..

'So Liverpool are out of the F.A Cup, beaten by a third tier side...'

That was way too easy

 

[Northstandite]

Arsenal win nothing again.

Wenger will try to trick fans that CL qualification is as good as the glory of the club captain lifting silverware.

 

[Northstandite]

Glenn Murray scores yet another brace.

 

[StonehamPark]

"Does anyone know how many fans they're bringing down?"
"Yes, but how many?"

 

[Glenn-Murray]

"If the fans don't like, I will just go home"

 

[The Modfather]

Does anyone know if its pay on the gate

 

[Durlston]

Harry Redknapp: "This was the worst squad of players I've ever inherited since I arrived at a club...."

 

[Questions]

"Gus told ... ME... at this mornings press conference"

 

[cloud]

And Chelsea's 12th manager since Abramovich took over will be ...

 

[Seagulltonian]

"We tried to get the first 20 rows of the North Stand to sit down, but they weren't having any of it!"

 

[driller]

"Jordan (real name Katie Price), 34, splits from husband...."

Jordan (real name Katie Price), 34, splits in half due to too much traffic in her

 

[Deleted member 18477]

'and England are out of the World Cup...'

This def won't be said in 2013...

In 2014 it def will be said though!

 

[Weststander]

Championship side Aston Villa have released a statement that they parted company with manager Paul Lambert by mutual consent.

 

[Eggmundo]

When are the fixtures out?

 

[Phat Baz 68]

"And Brighton for the first time since 1983 are back in the top flight of
English football"

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm sticking to plan A........hello.......hello.........is there anybody there?

 

[Philzo-93]

"Jordan (real name Katie Price), 34, splits from husband...."

Jordan (real name Katie Price), 35, marries again having only just finalised her divorce in the same year!

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

This def won't be said in 2013...

In 2014 it def will be said though!

Wish I had your confidence