[Misc] What is the best advice you have ever been given?

[Mustafa II]

 

[jcdenton08]

People can surprise you, both for the better and for the worse. Never assume what any single person is capable of if inspired, lucky, angry, or mentally disturbed enough.

 

[AK74]

Never trust a man who doesn’t like football.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Never eat yellow snow

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Don’t wait for the 14 if there’s room for your kid’s buggy on the 12

 

[Milano]

Always be yourself.
Never deliberately hurt someone else.

 

[AmexRuislip]

My consultant, when he said that if he were in my shoes, he'd go for the option of having a radical prostatectomy instead of radiotherapy.
Decision had already been made in my mind before meeting him.
Bargain

 

[stewart12]

Happy wife, happy life

 

[Skuller]

When you’re talking to someone, make sure you’re talking more about them than about you.

 

[pasty]

Never trust a fart.

 

[Rambo]

If you cant afford it, dont buy it.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Always be wary of posts with pointless emojis

 

[zefarelly]

Not to me, but just good advice for all. . . . From the Queen

Be Content,
Clean Your Teeth,
Make Sure Your Breath Don't Stink
and try not to be a ****.​

 

[zefarelly]

If you cant afford it, dont buy it.

What, like your home?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Buy cheap, buy twice.

 

[zefarelly]

Buy cheap, buy twice.

Spot on . . . You can say the same for 'premium American produce' . . . . It's all chinese shit these days. . . . . .

 

[Hamilton]

Follow the Albion.

Thanks Uncle Ted. RIP.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Don't run with scissors

 

[Seecider]

Rely on what people actually do, rather than what they say they are going to do.

 

[Sussexscots]

The only sure way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.