[Misc] What is the best advice you have ever been given?

[BevBHA]

If you’ve only got 1 pound dont try and spend 2

 

[anygivensunday]

Be careful, 'cause there's always someone ready to step into your shoes ... and do your job better ... than you ... do it.

 

[Flounce]

Don’t shit on your own doorstep

 

[Anger]

Always spread the butter into the corners of the toast as the rest will look after itself.
[Frank Gallagher, Shameless. On C4]

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

To thine own self be true - Shakespeare.

Never support a football team that wears red - my brother

 

[grubbyhands]

"Get a receipt for everything you buy and do an invoice for every job you do, I'll decide what we can or can't use" My accountant in 1989.
Swiftly followed by " You are not smarter than the Taxman!"

 

[Miximate]

...'Go get your fathers gun'....

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Commit to doing a few Northern away games per season and you'll quickly get yourself into Tier 1.

 

[Insel affe]

there are no pockets in a shroud

 

[boik]

There's no prize for being the richest man in the graveyard.

 

[Insel affe]

There's no prize for being the richest man in the graveyard.

Unless your the wife of course....

 

[BLOCK F]

Always wear clean under wear, just in case you are involved in an accident requiring hospitalisation.

My mum used to say something similar to this

 

[Eeyore]

The King and the pawn always return to the same box.

 

[Doug-ees-evil]

Never swim straight after a meal.
(Can't tell you how many drownings this has saved me from).

 

[The Clamp]

Always put your jumper on before brushing your hair.

Never do business with an Arab.

Be kind.

 

[jakarta]

Don't let the bastards grind you down...

 

[North Carolina Supporter]

“Don’t sweat the petty stuff… and don’t pet the sweaty stuff!” -George Carlin

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Iain Dowie once told me: 'If you make a face and the wind changes, your face will stick like that'

 

[Is it PotG?]

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect - © Mark Twain

 

[Doug-ees-evil]

Iain Dowie once told me: 'If you make a face and the wind changes, your face will stick like that'

Iain Dowie.. a face like the smell of gas.