Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Am I pregnant?

No, you just need a good fart.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Did you get your car back OK? Was it in one piece?

Weekend was a bit of a haze...

 

[Uncle Buck]

I see dead people. Does that mean i should go and kill??

Get yourself a good goat.

 

[Uncle Buck]

hi, i really need your help, only i have a very important meeting on monday on venus, just need to know the quickest route to avoid asteroids etc ??

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Use Star Bug.

 

[Uncle Buck]

am I pissing my life away?

Not at all, galla pie?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Should I dump my girlfriend to go in search of that bird putting her jeans on with the massive bangers?

Yam yam.

 

[Uncle Buck]

are the KGB watching me?

No, but watch out for the Stassi.

 

[Uncle Buck]

When are the fixtures out?

Cricket ones are ongoing.

 

[defrocked priest]

Uncle Buck do you ever get tired of answering posters lame questions.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck do you ever get tired of answering posters lame questions.

It passes the time, now and then.

 

[the viscount]

uncle buck can you give me the answer to this question.

Which former sussex player held the long jump world record and was offered the throne of Albania

 

[Trigger]

Does a new BLOOM really sweep clean?

 

[Everest]

Does a new BLOOM really sweep clean?

and if not, would Mrs Mopp help?

 

[mona]

uncle buck can you give me the answer to this question.

Which former sussex player held the long jump world record and was offered the throne of Albania

Did he also complain about the price of a cuppa?

 

[mona]

Floodlit cricket or Hove on a sunny day?

 

[defrocked priest]

Where does Uncle Buck go when he signs off ?

 

[siclean]

hi father buck..sorry uncle, can you tell me why the albion are so shite

 

[Uncle Buck]

uncle buck can you give me the answer to this question.

Which former sussex player held the long jump world record and was offered the throne of Albania

Will get back to you.

 

[Uncle Buck]

hi father buck..sorry uncle, can you tell me why the albion are so shite

Silly managerial decisions.

 

[siclean]

hi again uncle, sorry to trouble you, only ive developed this helicopter ejection seat, and have been turned down by the patent office to have it patented? and had a letter from Dragons den show saying they also, wont entertain me any suggestions for getting my invention of the ground ?? im desperate !!