Film 2003's worst 10 films of all time

[tedebear]

That sounds like one of my typical dates, Simster.

Oh dear I'm sure the shagging makes up for it - sorry I'm not laughing at you, just with you

 

[Albion Dan]

Pearl Harbour was utter utter pants and deserves to be right up there, had so much potential yet the end tresult was total gubbins!

Blair Witch was a quality film when you consider it was made for pittance, it was basically a victim of its own success as the hype it drew meant the punters didnt take it for it really was. If anyone had not ever heard of it and watched it on channel 4 just because they happened to flick onto it would enjoy it and probably be spooked.

Titanic was a film i refused to go and see at the cinema cos I thought it would be shit and when I actually watched it on tv a few Xmas's back I hate to admit I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I would personally have had the last star wars effort at number 1, never have I been so dissapointed watching a film I expected so much more from, though after chapter 1 I should have guessed the reviews hailing it as good as Empire were all complete arse.

 

[Easy 10]

Its hard to defend Pearl Harbour, cos it really was a steaming great pile of yankee jingoistic crap, there's no getting away from that. And it has the most tedious, pointless, couldn't-give-a-f***-about-the-characters "love story" weaved into it as well, which accounts for the first 90 minutes.

But I still bought it on DVD. Why ? Because the 2nd 90 minutes has one of the most thrilling, exciting, exhilerating battles scenes ever filmed, and when you crank that baby up on 5.1 Surround Sound, it abso-feckin-lutely ROCKS. I know its all superficial eye-candy, but I nearly wet meself when I first put that on in my front room. OK, so I'm shallow.

Bet you're all glad you don't live next door to me.

 

[Artois]

Police Academy 6?...

You seemed to have forgotten Police Academy 2, Police Academy 3, Police Academy 4, Police Academy 5 and Police Academy 7.

 

[Gritt23]

Let's face it, these are not the Worst 10 films ever, as the worst 10 would be films we've never heard of because no-one ever saw them.

I saw clips of that dreadful thing the sisters from All Saints were in and that has to be worse than anything listed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The batte scenes on Pearl Harbor were breathtakingly brilliant, and only 2nd to Saving Private Ryan, that in itself has artistic merit for me and would not be in the top 10 list.

 

[tedebear]

I know its not a 2003 film but one for cranking up on the dolby ss is Apollo 11 - I get shivers every time...

 

[Artois]

I saw clips of that dreadful thing the sisters from All Saints were in and that has to be worse than anything listed.

You what? The scene where Natalie get's her tits out is worth the cost of the DVD on it's own.

Fantastic pair of jubblies that any female would be proud of.

 

[Gritt23]

You what? The scene where Natalie get's her tits out is worth the cost of the DVD on it's own.

Fantastic pair of jubblies that any female would be proud of.

But that makes it even worse. Save us all the pausing, rewinding etc and just repeat the scene over and over again for 90 mins with slow mo, reverse angle and directors cut. You could throw in an interview with each breast, and THAT's entertainment. Why have all the rest of the thing?

 

[Artois]

But that makes it even worse. Save us all the pausing, rewinding etc and just repeat the scene over and over again for 90 mins with slow mo, reverse angle and directors cut. You could throw in an interview with each breast, and THAT's entertainment. Why have all the rest of the thing?

Now we're talking


You're right though, the film is absolute shite.

 

[Easy 10]

10. Highlander 2 - agree, utter cack
9. Eyes Wide Shut - pretencious rubbish, again fully agree
8. Battlefield Earth - appallingly bad, so bad it must have been deliberate
7. The Avengers - not seen it
6. Batman & Robin - Hmmm, I'd probably file this under "average"
5. The Blair Witch Project - Disagree. Not great, but at least it was different and original
4. Vaniila Sky - I liked it !
3. Pearl Harbor - disagree. Jingoistic yankee claptrap, but the battle scenes ROCK !
2. AI - Artificial Intelligence - it was alright. Some interesting images.
1. Titanic - get past the romantic schmaltz, and its pretty decent actually.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Just thought of one - Lambada! Truly, truly , TRULY awful...

 

[Albion Dan]

I only just noticed Vanilla Sky on there, I really enjoyed that film!!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

out of that list - ive only watched titanic - and to sound very sad - i really like that movie!!

for rubbish movies - scooby doo (more like scooby don't) & spice world anyone?

and gigli - although i never watched it

 

[CHAPPERS]

f***ing Daredevil is a pile of shit.

 

[Feckless Wastrel]

I'm not nominating this for worst film, but I thought The Matrix sailed pretty close to the wind.

Ninety-odd minutes very, very nearly ruined by Trinity's "Neo, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" schtick.

But Gladiator. Jesus, what a pile of offal. Syrup administered by shotgun. Cliche cliche cliche, from the name Maximus right through to the goody-baddy shootout. A tedious cardboard hero rivalling Nicholas Nickelby for piety and one-dimensionality.

Grubby and cynical. Hateful.

 

[Albion Dan]

Gladiator was a class film.

 

[graz126]

enjoyed gladiator and matrix.
thought queen of the damned was shite along with traffic, and natural born killers.
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[graz126]

oh yeah also think usual suspects is class

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

My top 2 that i can remember seeing recently are:

Magnolia & The good girl ( nearly walked out at the cinema )